We're all scared of the night, but we're not scared of our next guest, Anesti Danelis!! We get into some spicey codebreaking! And even though Anesti is a Jopaz ship, and even though we don't agree with him and we CELEBRATE HIS BAD IDEAS!! This episode, Archie doubles down on his trauma with the help of Riverdales local incel, Dilton Doiley. Abandoned by his circle (cause Reggie thought it was too gay and kicked a locker), he gets a full swat uniform, and goes out hunting for the Blackhood, and ends up pissing off all the serpents! Ron thinks he's being ridiculous but REFUSES to admit that to her parents (trust). So she just deals with it like she deals with everything (by branding). Meanwhile, Betty gets a mysterious (not suspicious) package from the Blackhood himself, and it turns out she's his muse!! Meanwhile, on the South Side, Tony's crackin' resident sexy sad boy Jughead Jones with plans to solve the serial killer codex that's laid out all over town (thanks to Alice being the most antagonistic person in the entire world).  Will Sheriff Keller ever catch a break? Will Archie ever learn the true power of his fists? Will Kevin use our promo code on redstatemeat.com?!?! NEVER, YAAAAAAAS, and LOL HE'S ALREADY GOT AAA MEMBERSHIP! (use promo code RudeDudes69 at checkout!) 
Go check out Anesti: https://www.anestidanelis.com/ 
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