Things are getting FIZZY in Riverdale! EVERYONE’S DOING DRUGS WHAT A NIGHTMARE!
Jughead is looking into the murder of Baby Teeth (or Brandon Morris if you’re respectful!) and works with his dad to figure out why there was a matchbook from the Maple Club in throat? While going to interrogat Penelope, a customer starts foaming at the mouth! What is assumed to be an isolated incident turns into a reoccurring trend. Betty also STILL doesn’t trust Edgar, and she consults with her serial killer father to figure out how to make her mother not crazy (what a twist!). Meanwhile, Archie wants to honour Baby Teeth by fighting in a tournament against Elio, so he enlists Ron (Riverdale’s #1 predator) to help him show him what’s what! Also, Toni’s pissed at Betty, but she fucks so... It’s fine?
Will FP and Jughead find two Fizzle Rocks junkies to fall in love? Will Betty make her mother not terrified of her? HOW DOES FANGS KNOW BABY TEETH?! No, LOL OF COURSE NOT, and I DUNNO?!?! 
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