Time for Noir town to become... Crime town??? I dunno, but we’re leanin’ into genre today!
Ron pays for Jugheads friendship and his sleuthing skills to find out who shot her father. He finds out from Hermione about Hirams secret love affair with his real life wife, Kelly Ripa! Meanwhile, Archie spirals out of control and loses ALL his construction working privilages when he refuses to abide by the union‘s rules! While this is going on, Ron looks into her fathers shady drug business to keep up her family apperances.
Will Archie ever stop drinking long enough to deal with his demons? Will that man ever get treatment for his grape allergy? WILL SOMEONE HELP SMITHERS?! Meh, kind of? Probably not (and that’s alright with him), and NO! BUT THEY SHOULD!!!
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