WE’RE HEADING TO THE LODGE LODGE TONIGHT, EVERYONE! And we’re bringin our favourite fourth, Korri Birch!! 
We have to say, this is THE definitive episode of Riverdale. It’s got everything; sex, murder, product placement! What more could you ask for??! To rid themselves of the stresses of everyday teen life, the gang goes up to the cabin, but drama ensues when Cheryl calls Jughead to tell him that Archie and Betty KISS?! Which he immediately drops in leu of snooping through Veronica to get to Hirams evil plan! Meanwhile, back in Riverdale, Josie’s pissed her parents are getting Jazz Divorced, and tells Kevin about his dad and her mom FUCKING! Kevin is pissed cause his dad’s gettin’ more than he is right now! And Cheryl’s just angry she can’t be gay like Toni... But then she BECOMES gay WITH Toni ;). 
Will the gang be broken apart by the revelations at the cabin? What’s in those Jalapeño Margaritas? IS LOVE, SIMON A REAL MOVIE?! No, slime, and I STILL HAVE NO IDEA!!!!! 
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