Archie’s dead guys!! NO MORE RIVERDALE?! Lol, JK, Jug LIES!
We’re doin’ a fun lil sweet gem today! Because Archie’s back in town! And he’s one step closer to being part of the main story arch that’s been going on for the past 9 episodes! But Ron’s conflicted, because she’s mad he broke up with her, and also mad that he died his red hair?! And also Reggie’s the better boyfriend... But to help Archie aclamate to life in Riverale, she does the one thing she knows how to do... Throw a party! Meanwhile, Alice STOLE ALL OF BETTY’S MONEY?! And she donated it to the FARM? This is WILD! Even for ALICE! Betty finds out that her mom forged her dads signature to steal her money, and now she has to visit the one place she never wanted to. Her dad... In Silence of the Lambs Jail... Sponsored by Squarespace. Also, Jughead’s plan is coming together as Fangs gets closer to the Gargole Kings inner circle. When the ceremony hits, the Serpents strike, and the Gargole King is revealed to be... TALLBOY?! (WHO IS THAT EVEN?) Also, the SAT are this Saturday, and Archie thinks he can pass them (lol).

Will revealing Tallboy be the linch pin that finally takes Hiram down? Will Reggie meet up with that adult woman as a teen on Bubble? WILL ARCHIE LEARN TO READ?! Nope, hopefully not, and LOL, WHY START NOW?!

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