Testmatch (NHB Modern Plays)
By Kate Attwell
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Calcutta, in the eighteenth century. Two British colonial administrators encounter challenges on the field of play that threaten the entire regime. In this game of integrity and power, past and present collide…
Kate Attwell's funny, provocative play explores and explodes the mythology of fair play. First performed in 2019 at American Conservatory Theater in San Francisco, it received its British premiere in 2024, produced by the Orange Tree Theatre, ETT and Octagon Theatre, Bolton, and directed by Diane Page.
'Genuinely funny, refreshingly unusual, accomplished… Split into two acts, wildly contrasted on the surface but each informing the other to sometimes surprising effect, Testmatch often recalls Caryl Churchill at her most absurd and mould-breaking… tremendously entertaining' - WhatsOnStage
'A play that bristles with ideas' - The Stage
'Kate Attwell's journey through cricket wittily interrogates wilful ignorance in the face of corruption and brutality… her taut writing coils [her characters'] emotions tightly, pinpointing their urgent, full-bodied need to win… a smart, messy, angry reckoning with history and the idea of good sportsmanship' - Guardian
'Lively and energetic' - Reviews Hub
'Enjoyable… a satire on colonialism that starts off light and builds to something rather more bleak and damning… Attwelll's text is witty and impressive' - Time Out
Kate Attwell
Kate Attwell is a playwright, television writer and devised theatre maker, working between London and New York. Her plays include Testmatch (American Conservatory Theater, San Francisco, 2019; Orange Tree Theatre / English Touring Theatre / Bolton Octagon, 2024).
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Testmatch (NHB Modern Plays) - Kate Attwell
PART ONE
A players’ lounge, a tea room, or a viewing area on the side of the field.
LOUD music.
Women’s World Cup, England vs. India.
The present.
ENG 1, 2, 3.
INDIA 1, 2, 3.
All wear their One Day kit.
Some of the players’ bags or belongings may be dotted about.
When players are not directly involved in dialogue, they should return to warm-up activities, make more tea, assess the rain, etc.
The door to the room bursts open and the players burst in, dripping wet and mad:
INDIA 1. This bloody country!
INDIA 2. And its bloody rain!
ENG 1. What the hell was that!
ENG 2. Couldn’t see a shitting thing could I
ENG 1. That’s not an excuse you play till the last ball,
You don’t give them a chance
Not a bloody chance, we own them, we stay on it!
You think you’re getting paid to drop a catch?
ENG 2. Oh stop it
INDIA 2. Knew this would happen
ENG 1. What the hell
ENG 2. Bloody tits and wank is what
ENG 3 entering —
INDIA 1. Well what’d he say?
ENG 3. Told me it was likely off – done and dusted
INDIA 1. What?!
ENG 3. Yeah
INDIA 1. Seriously?
ENG 3. That’s what he’s saying
INDIA 1. But they haven’t officially called it?
ENG 3. Not yet
But they don’t think it’s going to stop raining all day
INDIA 2. Who said?
ENG 3. Our coach
INDIA 1. He’s not the weather man
ENG 3. Well he’s checked the weather
INDIA 1. Still. It’s not his call
INDIA 2. I think it’s off
INDIA 3. Don’t jinx it
INDIA 2. Like I can influence this terrible weather?
Rain rain rain —
No way we’re going to go out there again.
There’s no way!
INDIA 1. Hey, stay positive – we’re doing so well out there!
She just scored sixteen off the last over!
INDIA 3. I know! That was brilliant! And that last one way into the stands —
INDIA 2. I’m only trying to be ready for the possibility that we won’t finish this match —
INDIA 1. You always do this
INDIA 2. Do what? What do I do?
INDIA 1. Moody moody pessimism
ENG 3. She’s probably right
INDIA 1. Come on, you just don’t want us to keep playing because we’re doing so well —
ENG 3. No, it’s not that —
INDIA 1. Are you sure?
INDIA 3. Look there’s nothing anyone can do
We’ll know soon enough
INDIA 2. Remember when we played here last May?
INDIA 3. The test?
INDIA 2. Pouring rain
INDIA 3. Yes – okay, day one, it rains for a few hours,
Then the sun came out like nothing happened.
INDIA 1. You see, hey, it could be fine!
INDIA 3. Stayed sunny the next three days too
INDIA 1. Exactly. Good. Good point.
ENG 3. Anyway, no use guessing.
It’ll only drive you crazy, drives me crazy.
Cup of tea?
INDIA 1. Yes. Thanks.
ENG 3. Milk?
INDIA 1. Yes.
ENG 3. Cup of tea?
INDIA 3. Thank you.
ENG 3. Cup of tea?
INDIA 2. No thanks.
ENG 3. There you go.
INDIA 1. Thanks.
ENG 3. Cup of tea?
ENG 1. No thanks.
ENG 3. What’re you doing?
ENG 1. Just looking at it.
They watch the rain.
ENG 3. Bollocks
INDIA 1. Shit.
She watches the rain.
Shit shit shit.
ENG 1. Yeah.
INDIA 3. It’s not that bad, we could play
ENG 1. I agree
INDIA 2. You guys it’s pouring!
ENG 2. Nah, it’s just
INDIA 3. It always comes and goes
ENG 2. Exactly
Comes and goes
INDIA 2. No it’s here to stay, moved in, taken over, wet wet wet
INDIA 1. We get through the entire tournament,
For weeks, no rain at all —
And the highlight of our season —
Our biggest match and we’re out there doing bloody brilliantly
It rains out!
ENG 2. What do you mean?
INDIA 1. What?
ENG 2. Highlight, what do you mean?
INDIA 1. Hey? Are you joking?
ENG 2. No
INDIA 1. We’re playing against England, in England.
And we want to win this year for sure —
INDIA 3. It’s a massive match
ENG 2. Yeah but —
You’re saying highlight, isn’t that a bit premature?
ENG 1. Yeah you’re not tapped to win
INDIA 1. Uh,
Yes we are
And we will.
ENG 3. To be fair —
ENG 1. You barely qualified
ENG 2. Exacto!
You’re not even ranked that high!
INDIA 3. What? That’s not true!
Anyway, you qualified automatically as hosts so don’t even —
INDIA 1. The only reason we came in with less points
Is because we had to abandon that one match against