The Assembled Parties
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"The Assembled Parties is Greenberg's most richly emotional work in years, and the most beautifully detailed."—New York magazine
"This tragicomedy shocks us into realizing how hungry we have been for witty and wounded grown-ups who toss off gorgeously written observations without knowing how little we know about what we think we know."—Newsday
Meet the Bascovs, an Upper West Side Jewish family in 1980. In an opulent apartment overlooking Central Park, former movie star Julie and her sister-in-law Faye bring their families together for a traditional holiday dinner on a night when things don't go as planned. Twenty years later, as 2001 approaches, the Bascovs's seemingly picture-perfect life may be about to crumble. An incisive portrait of a family grasping for stability at the dawn of a new millennium, The Assembled Parities premiered on Broadway in 2013 to rave reviews and a Tony Award nomination for Best Play.
Richard Greenberg has written two dozen plays in his thirty-year career, including Take Me Out (Tony Award for Best Play, Drama Desk Award, NY Drama Critics Circle Award, Outer Critics Circle Award, Lucille Lortel Award), The Dazzle (Outer Critics Circle Award), Three Days of Rain (L.A. Drama Critics Award, Pulitzer Prize finalist), The American Plan, the book for a musical adaptation of Far From Heaven, and many more. He has received the Oppenheimer Award for a new playwright as well as the first PEN/Laura Pels Award for a playwright in mid-career.
Richard Greenberg
Dr. Richard Greenberg attended medical school at UC Davis School of Medicine, in Northern California. He completed his internship and residency in pediatrics at The University of Utah Health Sciences Center/Primary Children’s Medical Center. He completed a fellowship in pediatric emergency medicine at the University of Colorado Health Sciences Center/The Children’s Hospital, Denver. Dr. Greenberg is an Associate Professor of Pediatrics at The University of Utah Health Sciences Center. He currently works as a pediatric emergency medicine physician in Salt Lake City at Primary Children’s Medical Center, as well as a general pediatrician at a community clinic in the Salt Lake City area (South Summit Pediatrics). Dr. Greenberg has published several articles on pediatric subjects such as croup, asthma, sepsis, and pediatric trauma. He has presented research on several pediatric subjects at national and international medical meetings.
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The Assembled Parties - Richard Greenberg
Act One
Christmas Day, 1980
The kitchen. Food. Julie and Jeff.
JULIE: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Oh lovely!
That would be so lovely!
JEFF: Good.
JULIE: Are you sophisticated at this sort of thing?
JEFF: I have no skills
JULIE: None needed—are you safe with a chef’s knife?
JEFF: I love to cut things
JULIE: These vegetables
JEFF (Continuous): I don’t mean in a Norman Bates sort of way—I like being a sous chef—
JULIE: Cut them crosswise—medium and then toss them in that bowl of water so they don’t get mange, okay?
JEFF: What is this going to be
JULIE: Oh that’s part crudité—part mirepoix—and this is going to be rumaki— Rumaki? Like from eons ago? The sixties
JEFF: That’s liver?
JULIE: Yes, and for the main we’re having a goose!
JEFF: I’ve never had a goose
JULIE: Oh! You coat the potatoes in semolina, then fry them in the drippings—it’s medieval, there should be vassals and broadswords and a maypole
JEFF: Ha!
JULIE: How is your room; are you settled? Do you like it?
JEFF: After the dorm, it’s pretty amazing
JULIE: Stay if you want, it’s so remote you can hole up there for decades we won’t even know.
JEFF: Tempting but . . .
JULIE: Obligations obligations
JEFF: Yes
JULIE: The Pressure to Become Something; Scotty, too
JEFF: Scotty espec / ially
JULIE: Graduation, I cried and cried; touching so touching, all of you—so witty, so oblique, so overeducated, so utterly ignorant of absolutely everything.
(Beat.)
JEFF: I guess.
JULIE: It’s so lovely Christmas.
Though you find that all the dying tends to accelerate around now.
And of course there’s Bing Crosby.
JEFF: Bing Crosby?
JULIE: He’s a tribulation, don’t you find?
And you can’t escape him!
To the Optimo Cigar Store for a five-cent stamp
and he’s dreaming of a white Christmas.
It’s like a tiny acoustic rape every time you leave the apartment.
But other than Bing Crosby and all that dying, it’s a lovely, lovely season.
JEFF: Yes.
(He chops.)
Is someone dying?
JULIE: My husband’s mother, most likely
JEFF: She’s dying.
JULIE: We can’t get a timetable on it—she might linger even years—but, the smart money says kaput.
JEFF: I’m sorry.
Is she very old?
JULIE: Only eighty-seven.
JEFF: Oh!
JULIE: But she’s an old eighty-seven.
JEFF: Is there such a thing as a young
JULIE: Come around when I’m eighty-seven; I’m going to be practically prepubes / cent.
JEFF: I bet.
But should I be here?
JULIE: Certainly. Why not?
JEFF: Things you need to do and . . . I’ll be in the way?
(Beat.)
JULIE: You haven’t had a lot of people die, have you?
JEFF: None.
JULIE: That changes.
You get to a point there’s always somebody.
You have to be hardheaded about it, you have to go about your business. A cheerful nature is an utterly ruthless thing.
JEFF: You’re not ruthless.
JULIE: I’m the most ruthless woman you’ll ever meet.
I’m diabolical. (She smiles)
JEFF: I’m so glad I’m here!
JULIE: Oh, you’re lovely, aren’t you? Just lovely.
JEFF (Bursting): Thank you.
JULIE: Scotty’s friends are all so nice.
JEFF (Disappointed): Oh.
(Ben enters.)
BEN: Why aren’t you drinking?
JEFF: It’s still kind of / early
JULIE: How is Timmy? Did you
BEN: Subsiding
JULIE: Oh my! I don’t think I like the sound of
BEN: The fever, sweetie, the fever; sleeping like a
JULIE: Is he still flushed
BEN: He’s four; they’re always flushed
JULIE: You’re useless—useless man!
BEN: Scotty’s still in the / shower?
JULIE: Still in the / shower
BEN: Christ! The Rappaports haven’t called / have they?
JULIE: Slightly larger cuts, sweetheart—I’m sure they’re on the road by now
BEN: You know Faye—if traffic’s bad, they’ll pull off and phone from, I don’t know, the Fiorello LaGuardia Memorial Rest Stop—how would you like to have a rest stop named after you? I mean, do we think that’s actually an honor—
JEFF: I doubt I’ll ever be distinguished enough to have a rest stop named after me.
BEN: That’s always seemed a backhanded compliment
JEFF: I’m trying for a urinal, you know, if I step things up—
BEN: HA! That’s funny.
JEFF: . . . Oh.
BEN: You’re funny.
You should come visit us this summer.
In Nantucket.
JEFF: I would love to.
BEN: So now: Let’s talk to you—are there nuts, by the
JULIE (Slides bowl to him): Don’t eat them / all
BEN: So then: the Law.
JEFF: Yes. Well . . . yes.
BEN: Do you love the Law in a . . . an Oliver Wendell
JEFF: No. Absolutely not.
BEN: I see. Then what do you
JEFF: It’s a delaying tactic
BEN: Ah! So.
JEFF: Also it’s a good basis.
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