A Zombie Middle School Diary Book 6: My Woodshop Teacher is an Enderman

By Mark Mulle

Ugh is excited! An enderman will be coming to school as guest presenter to teach a woodshop class. What would it be like to have an enderman as a teacher?

My name is Ugh. I'm a Zombie and I go to an all-monster's middle school. It's actually my first year of middle school. Man, did I have to do a lot of hard work to

• Language: English
• Publisher: Mark Mulle
• Release date: Apr 11, 2024
• ISBN: 9798869313201

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A Zombie Middle School Diary

Book 6: My Woodshop Teacher is an Enderman

Mark Mulle

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Mark Mulle

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TABLE OF CONTENTS

Book 6: My Woodshop Teacher is an Enderman

Day One: Middle School

Day Two: Normal Again

Day Three: At the Mall with My Friends

Day Four: Lazy Day with Roarbert

Day Five: The Woodshop Presentation

Day Six: Should I Join?

Day Seven: Gym Class Stinks Like Gym Socks

Day Eight: Making Up My Mind

Day Nine: Signing Up

Day Ten: The Double Date

Day Eleven: Chilling with the Guys, Literally

Day Twelve: Woodshop Class

Day Thirteen: In the Forest

Day Fourteen: Safety Day

Day Fifteen: Picture Frame Day

Day Sixteen: Gym Again

Day Seventeen: Following Roarbert’s Advice

Day Eighteen: The Date

Day Nineteen: The Cooking Club

Day Twenty: This is Lame: A Memoir of Woodshop Class

Day Twenty-One: Birdhouses

Day Twenty-Two: Painting

Day Twenty-Three: The Last Day of Woodshop Class

Day Twenty-Four: Thinking...Too Much

Day Twenty-Five: Snow’s Visit

Day Twenty-Six: Good News

Day Twenty-Seven: Official Evaluation

Day Twenty-Eight: Results of the Evaluation

Day Twenty-Nine: Student-Parent-Teacher Conferences

Day Thirty: A Busy Life and a Full Diary

Day One: Middle School

Dear Diary,

My name is Ugh. I’m a zombie, and I’m going into my third month of middle school at an all-monster school. It’s been pretty great so far, but I had to put in a lot of hard work to get here. Last summer I had to spend all of my time in summer school. It was rough, and I only got weekends off. It wasn’t all bad, though.

I had some crazy and cool teachers, and I even made a few friends. One of the coolest teachers was an ancient skeleton named Ms. Skele. She was so old that she was actually in some important wars that are in history books. In that class, I met one of my best friends: Snow. My best friend Grunt was in that class, too. We skipped a lot of classes together in elementary school, so we were stuck in most of our summer school classes together. Grunt and I got into some fights in my science class during summer school. He was upset that I was doing better than him in class, but that was only because the teacher, Miss Enchantment, was tutoring me. She was strict but pretty cool. My last class was a gym class. Snow and Grunt weren’t in that class, but I met two new friends named Tibby and Will. At first, I hated the class, but eventually, I found some sports that I liked, which made the class a lot more fun than I ever would have thought.

Once I got into middle school, I knew that all the hard work I put in during summer school was worth it. The craziness didn’t stop just because the school year started, though. I have one funny teacher named Mr. Nocab. He’s a pigman who is in charge of the home