A Zombie Middle School Diary Book 5: My English Substitute Teacher

By Mark Mulle

Ugh is excited! An enderman will be coming to school as guest presenter to teach a woodshop class. What would it be like to have an enderman as a teacher?

My name is Ugh. I'm a Zombie and I go to an all-monster's middle school. It's actually my first year of middle school. Man, did I have to do a lot of hard work to

• Language: English
• Publisher: Mark Mulle
• Release date: Apr 10, 2024
• ISBN: 9798869310828

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A Zombie Middle School Diary

Book 5: My English Substitute Teacher

Mark Mulle

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Mark Mulle

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TABLE OF CONTENTS

Book 5: My English Substitute Teacher

Day One: Last Summer

Day Two: The First Month of Middle School

Day Three: A New Substitute

Day Four: English Class

Day Five: The Weekend

Day Six: Chilling with My Bro

Day Seven: Cooking Club

Day Eight: Crime and Punishment

Day Nine: D is for Diploma

Day Ten: A Weird Favor

Day Eleven: The Perfect Date

Day Twelve: The Double Date

Day Thirteen: Girl Troubles

Day Fourteen: Nothing but Cooking

Day Fifteen: Halloween in the Halls

Day Sixteen: Egging on the Teacher

Day Seventeen: Everything but Studying

Day Eighteen: The Test and Another Favor

Day Nineteen: Some Friends...

Day Twenty: Disguising My Appearance and Feelings

Day Twenty-One: Burning Up Inside and in the Oven

Day Twenty-Two: Ya Gotta Do What Ya Gotta Do

Day Twenty-Three: Taking the Easy Way Out

Day Twenty-Four: Nonsense

Day Twenty-Five: Ambush

Day Twenty-Six: The Play: Act One

Day Twenty-Seven: The Play: Act Two

Day Twenty-Eight: Halloween Treats

Day Twenty-Nine: Halloween Party!

Day Thirty: Next Month

Day One: Last Summer

Dear Diary,

My name is Ugh, I’m a zombie, and I’m starting my second month of middle school. I wouldn’t be here if it hadn’t been for all of the hard work that I put into my elementary school’s summer school program, and some help from my big brother, Roarbert. I was kind of a slacker in elementary school, which most people wouldn’t think was possible, but it is—believe me.

During the school year, I had a bad habit of never showing up to class. Well, I showed up sometimes, just not enough to pass three of my classes. I got off lucky with that, too. If I had failed even one more class, then I would have been held back for a whole school year. Since I failed three classes, I had to go to three months of summer school, which took up the whole summer.

In my first month of summer school, I took a history class which was taught by a skeleton. She was hundreds of years old and had fought in one of the famous Skeleton Wars. I hate to admit that I was pretty rude to her at first, but that’s only because I didn’t know how cool she really was. I was a bit of a teacher’s pet by the end of the class. Oh, I also made a friend named Snow. She’s a skeleton, and she’s pretty cool and really smart.

In my second month of summer school, I had to take a chemistry class that was taught by a witch. Well, I think she was half-witch, half-human, but that’s not really important. It was a pretty advanced class for an elementary school kid, and I didn’t do so well in the class at first. I even needed to sign up for tutoring. One of my best friends, Grunt, a zombie too,