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Don't Eat Humans: A Dragon's Hilarious Rulebook on Life
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Don’t Eat Humans: A Dragon’s Hilarious Rulebook on Life" is a whimsical tale of a dragonling embarking on the monumental journey of reading and learning the ways of the world. Guided by the humorous yet sage advice of a seasoned dragon companion, the young dragon discovers the nuances of draconic etiquette beyond its first thousand years. From the art of graceful flight to the perplexities of temperature regulation, and the necessity of maintaining an intimidating façade, the dragon navigates through hilarious misadventures and mishaps. Through uproarious anecdotes and tongue-in-cheek wisdom, the dragon learns that while laughter may be contagious, fire-breathing antics are best kept out of the public eye. With a secret love for daisies and a penchant for the dramatic, the dragon finds its place in the world, leaving behind a trail of chaos, laughter, and lessons learned.
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Please take time to enjoy your imagination. You can contact me atGeltabs11@yahoo.com.
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