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THE BOOK IS A COLLECTION OF PUNS BASED ON PICTURES. PUN, ALSO KNOWN AS PARONOMASIA, IS A HUMOROUS PLAY ON WORDS. THESE WORD PLAYS ARE MOSTLY BASED ON UNUSUAL NAMES OF TOWNS. E.G.: CHRISTMAS IS A TOWN IN FLORIDA, USA. SO, WELCOME TO CHRISTMAS!.
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