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    Welcome To Kill!
    Welcome To Kill!
    Welcome To Kill!
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    Welcome To Kill!

    By Theobaldo Vieira Monteiro

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    THE BOOK IS A COLLECTION OF PUNS BASED ON PICTURES. PUN, ALSO KNOWN AS PARONOMASIA, IS A HUMOROUS PLAY ON WORDS. THESE PLAYS ARE MOSTLY BASED ON UNUSUAL NAMES OF TOWNS. E.G.: KILL IS A VILLAGE IN IRELAND. SO, WELCOME TO KILL!.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherClube de Autores
    Release dateMar 12, 2024
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