Punning 4 Good

By Theobaldo Vieira Monteiro

This is a book that is going to please anybody who loves the words and everything they pass on.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Clube de Autores
• Release date: Nov 8, 2019

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PUNNING

4

GOOD!

AUTHOR: THEOBALDO V. MONTEIRO

ISSUE: I

FORTALEZA CE BRAZIL

2020

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01- May a deaf English boy root for a cricket team?

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02- The mayor of Beaver, Utah intends to publish a new Beaver layout.

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03- Cabinetmakers understand the Gates' fortune is based on Windows.

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04- If you are an English teacher, is your future perfect or is your future tense?

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05- The No Belle Prize is the name of an ugliness pageant in Sweden.

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06- www.maine.gov is the main page in internet.

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07- Oddly enough, a dog drowned in the New York bight.

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08- The man who hunts the largest species of deer enjoys mousse.

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09- The cardiologist visited some slums and discovered a new hut disease.

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10- The stout porter, who was a teetotaler, passed away and was

lying in state on his funeral bier.

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11- After becoming blind, the former aircraft pilot went to live in Plainview, TX.

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12- The car of the skin doctor hit a fir tree.

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13- Charles Goodyear, inventor of vulcanized rubber, used to read Maximus of Tyre, a Greek philosopher.

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14- Ted is a cunning sleuth and his code is hut.

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15- The strip teaser job fulfills the bare necessities of the sultry girl.

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16- That midwife is a prevaricator of the deepest dye.

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17- The shoemaker sold his laptop 'cos he couldn't reboot it.

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18- I am going to count the virgin's population in Hooker, South Dakota.

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19- The moonstruck firefighter took a shine to his old flame.

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20- After studying too much, the non-drinking lawyer failed his bar exam.

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21- Ivanhoe is an English gravedigger who is an alumnus of Bury College.

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22- After reading Antoine Saint-Exupéry's masterpiece, the blonde decided to write a book named: The Little Prints, the smallest book in the world.

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23- Have you ever heard Cain killed a belle? Was it Eve?

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24- The British PM drank Guinness and spoke to his aides

off the record.

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25- Seen at the entrance of a concert: People who abhor violins seek piece.

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26- The soldier divorced his wife 'cos when he got home, she was eating a kernel.

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27- Whim of nature: a KKK member drowned in the Black Sea!

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28- An African stewardess said that aircraft pilots are always up-to-date 'cos gnus live on the plains.

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29- I met a bachelor who is a hart hunter.

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30- What a coincidence! The cowboy was hurt in the calf!

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31- The police declared that the remarkable dick has always been outstanding.

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32- The peaceful midget is a U.N. member who is gunning for high office.

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33- The smart bunny breeder accepted the challenge without turning a hair.

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34- All dentists' daughters are really toothsome!

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35- The naive Romany thought that Rome was a gyp See.

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36- Joe is a silly student. He saw two words but he does not know which one means sorceress.

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37- According to a nutritionist who is also a gold-digger, karats help you to live longer.

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38- The firefighter's wife divorced him 'cos he did not permit her to burn calories.

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39- The police caught the sham teacher at the con course.

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40- The wise linguist went to the psychologist 'cos he just can't cope with stress.

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41- The single lady, who lives in a large house, bought a better hearth in order to get more comfortable.

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42- Michael Jackson would like to be a prince in Paris and sleep with an expensive blanket.

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43- What a coincidence!, a famous swimmer was run over by a float.

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44- The poetry scholar did not know what made John gay.

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45- The sheep breeder's wife prevented him from entering his house 'cos he got her goat.

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46- Hayes is the name of the guy who is always in a confused state of mind.

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47- A bad flit was trying to hold a dick up but the police thwarted the whole action.

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48- The good hunter is waiting his tern patiently.

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49- In the animal kingdom, everything is feasible. A cock may like a beaver.

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50-  Joe was a cool cabinetmaker but now he is cripple. the cabinetmaker can't walk at awl.

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51- The hairdresser and the eye doctor stopped at the shoulder in order to avoid the accident.

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52- The gravedigger is an internet buff. He considers the internet as a whole.

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53- Some lean pontiffs had read bulls.

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54- After a long argument, Dick and his wife decided to bury the hatchet.

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55- Do you know a tasty weatherwoman who enjoys taking her thyme?

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56- Passage in a cabinetmakers' handbook: Before cooking up

Windows, Bill Gates was used to listening to the Doors.

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57- The baldie was always afraid of the hair-raising Whigs.

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58- When they are on vacation, some British businessmen enjoy travelling to Deal.

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59- A chemistry teacher will never permit her son to enjoy heavy metal.

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60- The hubby of a sultry British waitress wishes to enjoy the French dressing.

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61- Gail is the name of a weatherman's wife. They live in the Windy City.

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62- According to a cabaret owner, a sultry go-go girl usually comes easily.

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63- The dwarf, who is a high priest, is a teetotaler.

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64- A rubber prevented the upset bank teller from getting pregnant.

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65-Every fisherman should commemorate All Sole's Day.

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66- A naked geneticist was examining a large database of genes.

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67- Former swimmers live in Wells and former