Disparates News Fiction Journalism: Disparates News, #1

By Maria Florinda Loreto Yoris

A digital newspaper is the edition of a newspaper that uses the Internet as its main means of dissemination where the chronology of when the news was published is detailed, while in creative writing, a creative text is an original writing where imagination plays.an important role and usually tells a story and generates great interest. Its main objective is to go beyond professional, journalistic, academic or technical standards. Combining the purpose of the digital press and creative writing, Disparates News was born as a fictitious digital newspaper whose peculiarity is that its news, although unusual, is not impossible and is written with humor.

However, Disparates News is more than an anthology of stories told as news, it is also the story of its characters, especially that of Atanasio Planchart, known in the literary world as Peter Lambón De La Guardia.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Maria Florinda Loreto Yoris
• Release date: Jan 28, 2024
• ISBN: 9798224045761

Maria Florinda Loreto Yoris

María Florinda Loreto Yoris, nacida en Caracas, Venezuela, el 24 de mayo de 1969. Publicista de profesión, comunicadora por vocación. Amante de la lectura y la escritura, durante veinte años se dedicó al estudio de diversos temas relacionados con el Ocultismo y el Misticismo. Se estrenó en la escritura de relatos con “Revelación de medianoche” en la obra “MEDIUM, historia de un corazón sensible”, en coautoría con Salvador de Ávila. Ha iniciado la serie "Mundo de Hadas" con la antología de cuentos "Viaje al Mundo de las Hadas". El mundo de sus historias, algunas de ellas de tipo paranormal, nos introducen a escenarios que existen en alguna dimensión diferente a la nuestra, en ella nos mueve y nos envuelve con tal naturalidad que parece que caminamos en una calle común. Ha escrito también novela policiaca con un alto grado de realidad.

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CHAPTER 1

BOUQUET ETELITA

EXTRA! EXTRA! SHE SWEARS THAT HER SON IS THE RESULT OF AN ABDUCTION AND DEMANDS SUPPORT FROM AREA 51.

Etelvina Viloria, a woman from the town of Tácata, known by the locals as Bouquet Etelita, for her custom of bringing flowers to the doorways of houses where it is known that they are watching over a sick person, assures that in one of her night outings to carry a bouquet, she was abducted by an extraterrestrial ship and from that abduction she has left a son who she now has no way of supporting.

According to Etelita's own statements to the Independent Newspaper, her husband, about whom very little is known, because he did not go out in daylight and did not allow visitors in the house, two weeks ago decided to leave the home without giving further explanations. She told us that, with his hand on the doorknob, the only thing the man exclaimed, in an energetic and contemptuous tone, was I don't raise a foreign boy! They are all ungrateful!, because the boy had hit him over the head with the phone with all his enormous force, while furiously shouting ET, phone home!

That the creature did not consider this her home and wanted to leave with ET was an offense that Etelvina's husband could not stand and preferred to flee, abandoning her to her fate. Given the situation, and now finding herself alone with her son, Etelita has decided to follow the recommendation of a neighbor who convinced her to resort to legal proceedings to obtain alimony, managed through Area 51.

This news has turned out to be the sensation of the moment and has caused such a stir that it has given life to the new movement UNITED ABDUCCIES AND PREGNANTS, which has been joined by several Hollywood celebrities, who were unknown to have been contacted by extraterrestrials during the recordings of their movies and series. All people who wish to support the cause promoted by Etelvina can join this initiative, following the account of the multicolored bird @abductedunited and using the hashtags #IwasAlsoWithET #IamTheMomOfAnAlien and #NoToIrresponsibleAbduction

Etelvina Viloria and all her neighbors are currently heading towards the Area 51 facilities, ready to keep vigil for as long as necessary. They know that it is an arduous task, but they have the support of a large part of the community.

As Etelita assured us, while she was in our editorial office, it is more important for her at this moment to obtain maintenance than to achieve  reconciliation with her husband. After all, it was always very boring to be Chupacabra's wife, and there is no fix for that, not even because they also assign her a pension! She told us.

Independent Newspaper Team.

CHAPTER 2

PETER LAMBÓN DE LA GUARDIA

FAMOUS BESTSELLER WRITER CONFESSES: I ONLY WRITE WHAT THE VOICES TELL ME.

Atanasio Planchart, known in the literary world under the pseudonym Peter Lambón de La Guardia, is a native of Guanayén, between the towns of Camatagua and Barbacoas. Revelation of the year in the self-help genre, he is the author and writer of non-fiction bestsellers such as: FROM BEGGAR TO MILLIONAIRE A testimony of self-improvement, I ALSO HAVE MY WIRES BURNED 10 Practical tips to get over a bad fuck and his most recent digital success, which has broken the online sales record, obtaining more than a million downloads in just one hour after its launch: THE LUCK OF THE UGLY THE IMPOTENT WANT IT, A practical manual for conquest. Currently, he is fine-tuning the final details of his next work: WRITE RUBBISH AND YOU WILL BECOME FAMOUS Exclusive manual for writers on digital platforms.

Yesterday, in the editorial room of the Independent Newspaper, we received a call in which we were notified that, after the nervous breakdown he had suffered due to the overwhelming success of his most recent book, Mr. Atanasio Planchart was already in conditions to give statements to the press and we did not hesitate for a moment to go to obtain the exclusive interview, with Peter Lambón De La Guardia being the sensation of the moment.

Already at the doors of his place of residence, the person in charge of receiving us showed the team to the back of the building, where there is a colonial-designed bathroom. There, we found Peter Lambón sitting on his haunches, inside what we once assumed was a bathtub, and with a notebook in his hand in which he wrote with his nails and just a little saliva.

We were told we could only ask two questions because Mr. Planchart can't waste his time talking, he has to write. In sight of this, we proceeded to question Peter Lambón De La Guardia, directing the brief interview to what we considered to be the most relevant.

—Mr. Atanasio Have you ever dreamed of being a best-selling writer of self-help books?

—No, I didn't even know how to write. I barely knew the letters of the alphabet and the writing that one uses in primary school because I did go to school when I was a child!

—"So what