Sorry I Slept on Your Face: Breakup Letters from Kitties Who Like You but Don't Like-Like You

By Jeremy Greenberg

What does it mean when your cat bites your toes as hard as she can?  When she suffocates you with her body, is she just getting comfortable or is she trying to tell you she needs more space?  In Sorry I Slept on Your Face, cats, in all their superiority, break up with their owners through sorry/not sorry letters illustrated with cute, funny, sweet photographs.  This book will make you laugh and make you ponder your relationship with your own cat.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Open Road Integrated Media
• Release date: Nov 8, 2016
• ISBN: 9781449484415

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Other books by Jeremy Greenberg

Sorry I Peed on You

Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe

Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed

Kitty Hearts Doggy

Stink Outside the Box

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For Barbara, the love of my nine lives.

With eternal thanks to Casey Dean and the support

of the entire San Diego Humane Society.

I’m tired of partying with your friends

Kitty: Webster

Dear Human with a Headache,

There comes a time in every kitty’s life when he realizes coming out of the back bedroom during a party only leads to disappointment. I don’t care how much fun I have zipping through everyone’s legs and licking fallen French fries, sooner or later I find myself at the bottom of