Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe: and Other Heartwarming Letters from Doggie
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Inside Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of 50 laugh-out-loud letters and accompanying full-color photographs that explain Fido's love of funky smells, why a ball needs to be thrown again, and practically every other lovably loony canine characteristic.
From an impassioned plea to stop the silly nicknames, to an attempt to skip a bath, to explanations for stolen shoes and swiped sandwiches, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe offers a pooch's perspective on common canine vs. human cohabitation conundrums. Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe is the perfect gift for dog lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into dog—and human—nature.
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A very short, very cute little book from a dog's point of view through letters from the dog. Adorable pictures.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5This is one of those books that every dog lover should have and would make an excellent gift for said dog lovers. The pictures are adorable and the letters written by the dogs pictured are just precious. The book also explains why it is so important for stuff to smell and why dogs are attracted to nasty smells, want to roll in nasty stuff and dig up the nasty stuff.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Absolutely adorable and hilarious, along the lines of the Bad Dog books, but with much more personality. The author perfectly captures the essence of a dog. Particularly these dogs, if their pictures are anything to go by. It's hard being a dog when your Alpha dog doesn't speak your language!
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Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe - Jeremy Greenberg
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Dear Pack Leader,
I couldn’t help but notice you running around the house frantically looking for one of your $200 running shoes. Perhaps I can be of assistance. I smelled, er, uh, saw the shoe buried under my dog toys. In situations like these, it’s best not to ask questions and just be thankful to have the shoe back. Unfortunately, I can’t guarantee its condition. When shoes that smell so