Sorry I Slept on Your Face: Breakup Letters from Kitties Who Like You but Don't Like-Like You
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For Barbara, the love of my nine lives.
With eternal thanks to Casey Dean and the support
of the entire San Diego Humane Society.
I’m tired of partying with your friends
Kitty: Webster
Dear Human with a Headache,
There comes a time in every kitty’s life when he realizes coming out of the back bedroom during a party only leads to disappointment. I don’t care how much fun I have zipping through everyone’s legs and licking fallen French fries, sooner or later I find myself at the bottom of