Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again: and More Heartwarming Letters from Kitty

By Jeremy Greenberg

Tess wants you to know that she intends to continue throwing up freely as long as the new baby gets to—fair is fair. Ovid would like to inform you that he’s giving up one of his nine lives in order to avoid a visit to the vet—he’ll miss you and knows you understand. And Quinn assures you that she’ll protect you from whatever it is that’s rolled under the table with all the righteous fury in her little body—even if only turns out to be a dropped olive.
 
Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again is full of funny letters and heartwarming photos—a perfect gift for cat lovers.
 

• Language: English
• Publisher: Open Road Integrated Media
• Release date: Oct 8, 2019
• ISBN: 9781524858971

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Other books by Jeremy Greenberg

Sorry I Humped Your Leg

Sorry I Slept on Your Face

Sorry I Peed on You

Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe

Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed

Kitty Hearts Doggy

Stink Outside the Box

Dear Hamstrung Human,

Not once have Charlie and I seen you attempt to jump from the kitchen table to the top of the china hutch, and we’re concerned. We think the problem is that your hamstrings are too tight. Please join us for yoga on the cat-hair-covered expensive yoga mat, on which we also practice our cleanse-pukes during off days. Every morning, you can deepen your practice as we bend over and lick toes. Not only will you feel a nice stretch in your back and tail but you’ll also be able to clean stuck bits of litter from between your toes.

After a few weeks, you’ll be leaping onto any surface that you’re not allowed without the fear of missing, falling into the fish tank, and being shamed in a viral video.

Namaste,

Robin

Name: Charlie (in upward sitting snowball) and Robin (in sideways stretching tabby)

Re: Join us for yoga!

Dear Pants-crapping

Reviews for Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again

[maydacat_1 · Rating: 5 out of 5 stars]

This little book is filled with page after page of beautiful cats, and each lovely photo has a corresponding letter. These letters are quite witty, showing great insight into the minds of all kinds of felines. Author Jeremy Greenberg must have spent much time observing cats, because obviously, he has looked deep into their soulful eyes and seen the workings of their kitty brains. Filled with humor, this book is the purrfect addition to everyone’s library.

[arthistorychick · Rating: 3 out of 5 stars]

Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again by Jeremy GreenbergSource: NetGalley and PurchaseRating: 3/5 stars**MINI-REVIEW**The Bottom Line: I got exactly what I expected out of this book! As a neurotic human who constantly concocts conversations in her head with her pets (2 cats and a dog!) I can get behind the purpose and premise of this book and series. Greenberg has taken those neurotic conversations and applied them to pictures of real animals and their stories. As you should expect, there are some laugh out loud moments and some “OH! YIKES!” moments, but in all, the book is just entertaining. Highlights include:Letter from Ovid: “ . . . . unfortunately we can’t got to the vet at the moment because I have unexpectedly died. . . . . Please call the vet and tell her the bad news. Let her know the cause of death is hating the kitten-print scrubs her assistants wear.”Letter from Zero: “How do you expect to get a girlfriend if your apartment smells worse than a cat? As a rule, your butt should never be dirtier than mine.” Letter from Morgan: “ . . .the thing that makes you cry every time you stand on it seems to think I’ve gained a pound.”Letter from Meshuggah: “ . . . I bet you never thought you’d get the opportunity to use your fire insurance.”

[pardamustang · Rating: 4 out of 5 stars]

Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again by Jeremy Greenberg is an adorable collection of letters from kitties to their owners. Each is accompanied by a picture of said kitty. Even if you don't own a cat, these letters are hilarious! Cat owners, like myself, are sure to identify with nearly all of the letters. Haha, like Mehshugga, my Loki loves to knock things over while I'm gone, or sleeping. Persephone, my other kitty, is always good for a 'cat judging you' face!***Many thanks to the Netgalley & Andrews McMeel Publishing for providing an egalley in exchange for a fair and honest review.