The Zen of Chaos: Self Care

By Genie Swart

Welcome to a riotous rollercoaster ride through the unpredictable realms of existence! In this uproarious odyssey, discover the art of navigating chaos with a wink, a muttered expletive, and a hearty laugh. From embracing the Zen of zero Fucks given to crafting creative curse words, each chapter unfolds like a comedic masterpiece, inviting you to dance through life's absurdities. Picture yourself as the maestro of laughter therapy, wielding stress toys like a comedic ninja, and indulging in the whimsical world of mindful mumbling. This journey doesn't stop at painting culinary masterpieces or conquering the greens on the golf course—it extends to the intimate interludes that offer a blissful escape from life's pandemonium. Surviving Mother Nature's tantrum becomes a tale sprinkled with creativity, resilience, and, of course, a symphony of swear words. As we approach the grand finale, envision taking a chaotic bow, acknowledging the chaos with a cheeky grin, and leaving the audience—the universe—applauding your comedic triumph. The laughter legacy you've crafted is not just a testament to your ability to thrive amidst disorder; it's a celebration of the wisdom of whimsy. So, grab your sense of humor, join the chaos party, and let the laughter echo through the corridors of life. This comedic adventure is not just a journey; it's an invitation to find joy in the absurdity of it all, leaving you with a resilience that can weather any storm with a punchline. Get ready for a belly laugh-infused exploration of chaos, where chaos isn't the villain—it's the quirky dance partner in life's grand comedy!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Genie Swart
• Release date: Nov 20, 2023
• ISBN: 9798223300649

Genie Swart

Queen of Oops and Laughter Meet Genie Swart, the author extraordinaire who tackles life with the finesse of a bull in a china shop. With a memory that rivals a goldfish's, Genie's motto is "try everything once, then forget you've done it"—making each day a surprise party she throws for herself. As a proud card-carrying member of the Dyslexic, AHAD (Absolutely Hyper and Distractible) Club, Genie is the chaos you never knew you needed. Life with her is like a rollercoaster; you'll probably lose your keys, but you'll definitely find a reason to laugh. Genie's love language? Telling herself she deserves everything she eats. Whether it's a gourmet meal or a bag of chips, Genie believes in feasting on life's buffet with gusto and a side of humor. In her books, Genie serves up positivity and laughter like a Michelin-starred chef. Her stories are a blend of her own misadventures, sprinkled with humor that hits you like a surprise cream pie in the face. Get ready to join Genie on a hilarious journey where every day is a comedy show, and the punchline is embracing the beautiful chaos of life.

Book preview

Chapter 1: The Zen of Chaos

Welcome to the circus of life, where chaos struts in like the unruly star of the show, flipping your plans upside down and mooning your sense of control. Moving houses? Ah, the grand spectacle of cardboard chaos and the hunt for that elusive screwdriver in the sea of packing peanuts—a real-life game of hide-and-seek where the seeker never wins. Surviving a natural disaster? Picture Mother Nature throwing a tantrum, flipping tables like a cosmic Karen demanding to speak to the manager of tranquility. Life itself? Oh, strap in for the rollercoaster of adulting, where bills rain down like confetti, and responsibilities hit harder than a Monday morning hangover. And don't even get me started on health issues—it's like your body decided to host a surprise party, but instead of cake, there's a medical bill waiting for you at the