I Won’t Be Your ESCAPE GOAT: David Carroll’s HO MADE Social Media Blunders
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As an avid social-media user and fan, I have enjoyed collecting misspellings, misinterpretations, and other mishaps, then including them in my blogs and newspaper columns. The response from readers has been encouraging. One might even call it a “title wave.”
Thankfully, many readers began sending in more examples of AutoCorrect and texting fails, poorly worded signs, and embarrassing invitations. Cindy Lowery in particular is always on the hunt for me. This resulted in a series of columns, and the trend shows no signs of slowing down. You can blame it on voice-to-text, spellcheck, blunders or many other factors.
No matter the reason, these social-media mistakes are a good source of laughter. (And my own smart-aleck comments are added in parentheses, like this.)
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I Won’t Be Your ESCAPE GOAT - David Carroll
EDUCATION ERRORS: Plane English
Comment on a search for a new school superintendent: "I hope they get a good one this time. The steaks are really high." (I can’t argue with that. Steaks are really expensive.)
"We may have to change schools. The principle isn’t very smart." (It’s the principal of the thing, right?)
From a 10th grader’s essay about her favorite memory from elementary school: "I always enjoyed showin’ tail." (That might explain all those visits to the principal’s office.)
Student complaint: "This teacher said he would fell me." (Like a big oak tree.)
Comment from a student who is thinking about skipping school: "It won’t hurt me to miss a day. It’s not like I’m ever going to be the Valid Victorian." (Yeah, I think that’s a safe bet.)
Note to teacher from a student who was expecting a failing grade: "Just tell me how bad it was. Don’t sugar code it." (I heard they were teaching coding, but I had no idea.)
Note to teacher from parent who complained about children spreading germs: "Y’all need to get serious about teaching proper High Jean!" (I AM serious. And don’t call me Jean.)
Comment from an 11th grader who was upset about a school issue: "We need a new super attendant!" (Maybe one who emphasizes spelling.)
Parent complaint to teacher: "The instructions are too hard. Can’t you write it in plane English?" (You know, like the airlines do.)
"I hated being in speling bees. I always felt like I would loose." (And you were right.)
Parent complaint: "I may have to take this to the school bored." (Surely you can muster up a little