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    How to Masturbate Properly
    How to Masturbate Properly
    How to Masturbate Properly
    Ebook120 pages57 minutes

    How to Masturbate Properly

    By Turbo Masturbo

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    Masturbation gave birth to a prophet. His name is Turbo Masturbo and he will teach you how to masturbate properly. He can come fast, any time, any place. Turbo got his superpowers by accident. It was a divine event: A higher force approached him and gave him a hundred Masturbation Commandments so he could announce them to the world.

    “After reading this, every man will appreciate his hands more than any vagina.”
    - Loony, author of Sex Deaths; Is She Faking?; Sex Jokes

    “Turbo Masturbo says every man with hands is self-sufficient. It seems like somebody is pussy deprived.”
    - Madame Magdalena, author of “How to Snag That Millionaire When You Are Not the Prettiest Girl in the Room”
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLulu.com
    Release dateJul 3, 2023
    ISBN9781312392120
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