My Mortified Life: A Guided Journal to Gauge How Much You've Changed Since Childhood
By David Nadelberg and Sam Kaplan
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David Nadelberg
Mortified is the creation of David Nadelberg--a writer/producer/angstologist living in Los Angeles, the official town of public humiliation. Since 2002, he has sifted through hundreds of journals belonging to strangers and edited them into comedic pieces. He has written and produced numerous TV pilots for places UPN, VH1 and Comedy Central that were so amazing, they never even aired.
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My Mortified Life - David Nadelberg
THEN
MY DUMB HEART
What’s the dumbest romantic blunder you ever committed—or someone committed while pursuing you?
Why was it so dumb? What was the outcome? Did other people hear about it? How did you feel about it? What did you learn from it?
NOW
MY DUMB HEART
What’s the dumbest romantic blunder you committed this year—or someone committed while pursuing you?
Why was it so dumb? What was the outcome? Did other people hear about it? How did you feel about it? What did you learn from it?
THEN
CRUSHING IT
Who was your first BIG crush growing up?
Describe their personality, style, and looks. Why were you attracted to them? Did they know your name? Did you ever do anything about it? Why? How’d it go?
NOW
CRUSHING IT
Who is your biggest crush today? And yes, celebrities count too!
Describe their personality, style, and looks. Why are you attracted to them? Do they know your name? Did you make a move? Why? How’d it go?
THEN
SHOOTING BLANKS
As a teenager . . .
I thought about sex: ___________ times a day.
I got off: ___________ times a week.
Sex was more important than: ____________________________________________.
The weirdest tool I ever used to masturbate was: _____________________________.
When I masturbated, it took: ___________ seconds/minutes/hours to finish.
The weirdest place I ever masturbated was: _______________________________.
The weirdest thing I ever masturbated to/with was: ___________________________.
My go-to aid for masturbation was: ________________________________________.
My biggest turn-ons were: _______________________________________________.
When I hooked up, I usually lasted: ______________ seconds/minutes/hours.
NOW
SHOOTING BLANKS
As an adult . . .
I think about sex: ___________ times a day.
I get off: ___________ times a week.
Sex is more important than: _______________________________.
The weirdest tool I’ve used to masturbate was: _______________________________.
When I masturbate, it takes: ___________ seconds/minutes/hours to finish.
The weirdest place I’ve masturbated was: ___________________________________.
The weirdest thing I ever masturbated to/with was: ___________________________.
My go-to aid for masturbation is: __________________________________________.
My biggest turn-ons are: _________________________________________________.
When I hook up, I usually last: ______________ seconds/minutes/hours.
THEN
RELATIONSHIPS
Describe your top three romantic relationships growing up.
What were their first names? Any cutesy nicknames? What did you like most about each? What did you dislike most? How long did each relationship last? How did each end? (If you didn’t have three, interpret relationship
however you want.)
NOW
RELATIONSHIPS
Describe your top three romantic relationships as an adult.
What are their first names? Any cutesy nicknames? What did you like most about each? What did you dislike most? How long did each relationship last? How did each end? (If you didn’t have three, interpret relationship
however you want.)
THEN
DATE NIGHT
What do you remember most about your first date growing up?
Who was it with? Where did you go? Were you nervous? What’d you talk about? What was the best part? Worst part? How did it end? (And yes, group dates totally count.)
NOW
DATE NIGHT
What’s your biggest memory of your most recent date?
Who was it with? Where did you go? Were you nervous? What’d you talk about? What was the best part? Worst part? How did it end? (And yes, group dates totally count.)
THEN
HEARTBREAKER
Take a time machine back to your very first heartbreak—who broke your heart and how?
Why did it happen? How bad did it hurt? What was your relationship like before the heartbreak? How did you cope? Did you ever get over it and how?
EXTRA CREDIT
Breaking Up Is Hard
What’s the most memorable breakup excuse you ever gave, or someone gave to you, growing up?
NOW
HEARTBREAKER
Think back to your most recent heartbreak—who broke your heart and how?
Why did it happen? How bad did it hurt? What was your relationship like before the heartbreak? How did you cope? Have you gotten over it? How?
EXTRA CREDIT
Breaking