Take the Hint!
By S. H. Miah
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I'm Zakariya, and I'm an innocent man. I like cat videos, for crying out loud. How much more innocent can you get?
Then why's everyone acting strange around me?
And what's Oliver-bhai saying about marriage?
A comedic short story by Muslim Fiction Project, that will certainly have you laughing out loud.
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Take the Hint! - S. H. Miah
Take the Hint!
S. H. Miah
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Take the Hint!
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Take the Hint!
My earliest memory is of diving in water. It was like a toilet, water flushing around me as if someone had pressed the button and now I was being drowned. Hands grabbed at me, I recall, pushing me further into the depths of each wave.
Someone wanted to kill me!
At least, that’s what my primitive brain understood at that young age. My mum tells me I was, what, a week old at that point. And it was her treacherous hands that had pulled me under the water and almost drowned me.
A psychology class in uni said that all trauma could be linked back to parents. In my case, it certainly was.
Mysteriously, despite remembering not much else around that time, I remember the traumatic experience that still shakes me to the core even now.
Zakariya, get down here, please.
Is someone speaking? I pull off my headphones—I was watching cat videos on YouTube, in particular one of