From Russia with Lunch: A Chet Gecko Mystery
By Bruce Hale
3.5/5
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Inventions, spells, and bullies—oh my!
It all begins when Chet’s favorite teacher is fired, only to be replaced by the mechanical invention of Dr. Tanya Lightov—a mysterious Russian scientist.
Suddenly, the school seems possessed by forces that are upsetting the natural order of things: Kindergartners are beating up sixth graders; teachers’ pets are talking back; and worst of all, Chet’s faithful partner and best friend, Natalie Attired, has abandoned him in his hour of need.
Will Chet be able to restore his friendship with Natalie and bring Emerson Hicky back to normal? One thing’s for certain: The crazy, mixed-up mastermind behind this case will be the last creature anyone expects.
Bruce Hale
Bruce Hale has written and/or illustrated over sixty books for kids and is the author of Clark the Shark; Clark the Shark Dares to Share; the award-winning Chet Gecko Mysteries series; Snoring Beauty, one of Oprah’s Recommended Reads for Kids; and the School for S.P.I.E.S. series. In his free time, Bruce enjoys hiking, watching movies, and making music. He lives in Santa Barbara, California, with his wife, dog, and many hats. You can catch him online at brucehale.com.
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Reviews for From Russia with Lunch
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I was expecting a simple little mystery, but what I found was plenty of puns and humor that made my laugh out loud. The book begins with Chet's school librarian being replaced by a machine (which is a little to close to reality for comfort). The mystery revolves around the students having personality changes each day after they eat lunch and Chet is on the case interviewing a cast of student characters. This is part of the Chet Gecko mystery series. Illustrations are located every few pages.
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From Russia with Lunch - Bruce Hale
Copyright © 2009 by Bruce Hale
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Originally published in hardcover in the United States by Harcourt Children’s Books, an imprint of Houghton Mifflin Harcourt Publishing Company, in 2009.
The Library of Congress has cataloged the print edition as follows:
Hale, Bruce.
From Russia with lunch/Bruce Hale.
p. cm.
Summary: Detectives Chet Gecko and his partner Natalie Attired try to solve the mystery of why Emerson Hicky Elementary school students have suddenly started acting strangely.
[1. Geckos—Fiction. 2. Animals—Fiction. 3. Schools—Fiction. 4. Inventions—Fiction. 5. Mystery and detective stories. 6. Humorous stories.] I. Title.
PZ7.H1295Fr 2008
[Fic]—dc22 2008004261
ISBN 978-0-15-205488-5 hardcover
ISBN 978-0-547-32882-9 paperback
eISBN 978-0-547-48887-5
v3.1115
To Andrea with mucho aloha
[Image]A private message from the private eye . . .
I never could resist a mystery. Any mystery. Like, if Number 2 pencils are the most popular, why are they still Number 2? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? And if bedbugs live in beds and tree frogs live in trees, shouldn’t box turtles come in boxes?
Of course, mysteries are meat and potatoes for a private eye. That’s me, Chet Gecko, Emerson Hicky Elementary’s top lizard detective. (To those who say I’m the school’s only lizard detective, I say, "So? I’m still the top.")
Whenever a mystery lands on my plate, I dig right in, like a hungry worm munching a dirt sandwich. But this one time, I nearly choked on my clues.
The investigation began simply enough, with a teacher’s pet acting wacko. But then the supernatural and the high tech collided, and my case took a turn for the weird.
To say I landed in a tight spot is like calling the Ice Age a wee bit of cool weather. I found myself fighting for my life with my back to the wall.
How did I win in the end? Well, as Pa Gecko always told me, there are two rules for success: 1) Don’t tell all you know.
And if you want to know 2), you’ll have to read the story . . .
1
All Booked Up
I didn’t see it coming—not in the library.
Library period is a cheery mountain hut on the long barefoot slog up Mount Everest that is a typical school day. You expect rest and recovery. You expect books and computers, maybe a little Dewey decimalizing.
But you don’t expect mayhem and mystery.
This particular library period, I was sitting on the matted green carpet with the rest of Mr. Ratnose’s fourth-grade class. We were waiting for Principal Zero to get to the point.
". . . And because of our school’s budget yada yada and fiscal blah blah blah, the big cat rumbled,
we’ve decided to take strong haminah-jaminah."
Principal Zero was a tough but fair administrator with a massive gut and the sweet disposition of Ivan the Terrible with a toothache.
But man, that kitty could gab.
My attention wandered like a preschooler in a toy store. I eyeballed the draped shape beside the principal, as big as two refrigerators. (The shape, that is, not the principal.)
Bo Newt leaned close and muttered, Whaddaya think that is? A new soda machine?
In the library?
I said. Dream on, pal.
Shhh!
hissed Bitty Chu, teacher’s pet.
Mr. Zero tossed a glare my way, but he didn’t stop flapping his gums. And so to help with our cost cutting, we’ve hired an inventor.
An inventor? My ears perked up. (Or they would have, if my ears hadn’t been just two holes in my head.) Inventor brought to mind Ben Franklin, Dr. Frankenstein, and other great men of science.
I sat up straighter.
So let me introduce
—the burly tomcat paused dramatically—Dr. Tanya Lightov.
He clapped his paws together, leading the applause.
A woodchuck in a white lab coat stepped out from behind the mysterious thingamabob. She was as stiff as a grasshopper Popsicle. Her furry cheeks were full and sleek, and her blue eyes were colder than a Siberian snowball.
"A girl inventor?" I blurted.
"Da," said Dr. Lightov.
Shirley Chameleon poked me in the back. Girls can do anything boys can, but better.
If you’re talking about spreading cooties at lightspeed,
I said, you’re right.
This earned me another, harder poke.
Settle down,
Mr. Zero growled. Your class will be the first to see this new invention because Dr. Lightov is the aunt of your classmate Pete Moss.
Every eye turned to Pete, who frowned and studied his toenails. If he weren’t completely covered by hair, he would’ve blushed redder than a cherry kissing a tomato.
Here’s all you need to know about Pete Moss: If you take the world’s most average student and multiply by twelve—that’s Pete. He’d been in my class all year, and I barely knew the guy.
Peter, dahling,
said Dr. Lightov, vould you kindly help me?
The little brown groundhog shrugged. He looked like he’d rather perform dental surgery on a grizzly bear, but he rose and shuffled forward.
His aunt told us, Zhis machine vill automate all ze vork in ze library. Storytime, book selection, checkout—everyzhing.
Bitty Chu’s hand shot up. But what about our librarian, Cool Beans?
she asked. What will he do?
Principal Zero cleared his throat. He will be, ah, leaving us.
"Leaving? I said.
No way!"
I turned to the huge possum leaning up against a bookshelf. He offered a sleepy smile. Cool your jets, Jackson,
said the librarian.
But what’ll you do?
I asked.
I’ll make the scene back in the bayou. Either banging the bongos in a jazz band or vampire hunting. Haven’t decided yet.
No more Cool Beans?
My jaw clenched. However nifty this invention might be, it wasn’t worth losing one of the school’s few decent teachers.
But before I could protest, Dr. Lightov whipped the sheet off her invention. Behold,
she said, ze amazing Bibliomalgamator!
Ooh!
went my classmates.
The gleaming silver contraption sported a bank of lights and switches and monitors.