Trouble Is My Beeswax: A Chet Gecko Mystery
By Bruce Hale
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Still, there’s a big difference between sneaking a bigger slice of stinkbug pie and sneaking the answers to Mr. Ratnose’s history test. When a cheating ring is suspected at Emerson Hicky Elementary, Chet takes on the case as a matter of honor. Or of stupidity. It’s so hard to tell the difference sometimes.
Bruce Hale
Bruce Hale has written and/or illustrated over sixty books for kids and is the author of Clark the Shark; Clark the Shark Dares to Share; the award-winning Chet Gecko Mysteries series; Snoring Beauty, one of Oprah’s Recommended Reads for Kids; and the School for S.P.I.E.S. series. In his free time, Bruce enjoys hiking, watching movies, and making music. He lives in Santa Barbara, California, with his wife, dog, and many hats. You can catch him online at brucehale.com.
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Trouble Is My Beeswax - Bruce Hale
Copyright © 2003 by Bruce Hale
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Originally published in hardcover in the United States by Harcourt, Inc., 2003.
The Library of Congress has cataloged the print edition as follows:
Hale, Bruce.
Trouble is my beeswax: from the tattered casebook of Chet Gecko, private eye/by Bruce Hale.
p. cm.
A Chet Gecko Mystery.
Summary: Chet and his partner, Natalie Attired, investigate a cheating ring at Emerson Hicky Elementary school.
[1. Geckos—Fiction. 2. Animals—Fiction. 3. Schools—Fiction. 4. Cheating—Fiction. 5. Mystery and detective stories. 6. Humorous stories.]
I. Title.
PZ7.H1295Tr 2003
[Fic]—dc21 2003001105
ISBN 978-0-15-216718-9 hardcover
ISBN 978-0-15-216724-0 paperback
eISBN 978-0-547-54601-8
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For my one and only Love Possum
[Image]A private message from the private eye . . .
Sooner or later, temptation knocks on everyone’s door. Some of us throw the dead bolt, some ask it in and offer up a hot cup of cocoa—it all depends on your character. (Of course, as my mom likes to point out, having character isn’t the same as being a character.)
Temptation has rapped plenty of times on my door—down at the end of Danger Street, around the corner from Trouble Avenue. Stenciled on the smoky glass you’ll find: CHET GECKO, PRIVATE EYE. (Or you would, if I had a door with glass.)
Some say I’m the best detective at Emerson Hicky Elementary. I hate to argue when they’re right.
Truth is, being a tough private eye, I can resist anything . . . except temptation. I can’t say no to a silverfish sundae supreme; I’ve never met a cinnamon beetle crisp I didn’t like. And when a mystery entices me, I dive right in and solve it.
But I draw the line when tempted to cheat.
Not everyone does, of course. This one time, I uncovered a cheating ring so underhanded, so successful, it exploded the myth that cheaters never prosper.
These crooks were so clever, they made Sherlock Holmes look like Elmer Fudd.
They led me on a wild-goose chase longer than an anaconda’s suspenders. I got so discouraged, I almost gave up. But when tempted to surrender, I always recall my grandpa’s words of wisdom: If quitters never win and winners never quit, who came up with the saying ‘Quit while you’re ahead’?
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Cheat, Stink, and Be Hairy
It was no use, no use. I had followed a lead as thin as a dragonfly wafer until it finally petered out here, in a blind alley. Swiveling my head right and left, I could tell—
I was trapped. A whisper of fear tickled my neck.
Then it hit me—foom! A shapeless something, heavier than a heartache, dropped onto my head and shoulders, dragging me down . . . down . . . when—
Chet Gecko?
A voice cut through the red darkness.
Are you with us?
said my teacher, Mr. Ratnose.
What was he doing in the alley?
My eyes blinked open. Wuzza?
With a supreme effort, I raised my head.
If you can’t stay awake, I’ll have someone pinch you,
he said.
Several voices tittered.
Mr. Ratnose’s classroom swam into focus. Kids, chairs, chalkboards, and cream cheese—Bo Newt grinning, Shirley Chameleon simpering. I was back at my desk, at school, facing down Public School Enemy Number One: boredom.
It was a humdrum morning at Emerson Hicky Elementary. You ask yourself, How dull can it get? Then you go to Mr. Ratnose’s class, and you find out.
The school newspaper on the corkboard said it all: BOREDOM EPIDEMIC FLATTENS SCHOOL. No duh.
Mr. Ratnose shot me one last glare, then scrawled some numbers on the board. He claimed to be explaining fractions, but he might just as well have been describing his vacation in Left Armpit, Arizona.
I longed for something, anything, to break the monotony.
He turned with a flourish. And now, time for history.
Anything but that.
But the lean rat had a surprise in store. He grabbed a stack of papers with one hand and thwacked them against his open palm.
They say, ‘History repeats itself,’
said Mr. Ratnose. But I sincerely hope yesterday’s won’t.
Bewildered faces greeted his remark.
Mr. Ratnose began pacing. I’m referring, of course, to your grades on yesterday’s history test. I am deeply disappointed in you.
Igor Beaver, a teacher’s pet’s pet, raised his hand. Wh-what do you mean, teacher?
he whined. Did I get a bad grade?
Mr. Ratnose’s whiskers bristled. No, Igor,
he said, keeping his voice even. "You got a good grade. In fact, far too many of you got a good grade."
Igor gasped. You mean . . . ?
I do. We’ve got cheaters!
Mr. Ratnose waved the stack of papers.
B-but how do you know?
asked Igor.
Because,
our teacher snarled, I added a dummy question.
I thought, Giving a dummy question to these dummies is like sending snow to Eskimos. But I didn’t say it.
Mr. Ratnose looked like he was ready to take a bite out of our tests. It was a trick question—none of you could’ve known the answer. But too many of you did.
He tossed the offending tests onto his desk. His gaze raked the classroom. Look at the student on your right.
Igor and Cassandra the Stool Pigeon looked right. The rest of us stared at our teacher, beaming confusion like a country-western station beams corniness.
"Look right!" snarled Mr. Ratnose.
We looked.
Now look left.
We looked again.
Mr. Ratnose bared his yellowy teeth. One out of three of you is a cheater.
Cassandra raised her wing tip. You mean, one-third of the class?
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