Farewell, My Lunchbag: A Chet Gecko Mystery
By Bruce Hale
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Chet Gecko's hunger for mystery is matched only by his appetite for cockroach casserole, mosquito marshmallow surprise, and stinkbug pie. So when the cafeteria needs help nabbing a food thief, Chet digs into the case with a passion he usually reserves only for dessert. But this time Chet may have bitten off more than even he can chew.
Someone has framed him, and now everyone at Emerson Hicky--even his trusted partner, Natalie Attired--thinks the food thief is none other than Chet!
Bruce Hale
BRUCE HALE is the author of Snoring Beauty, illustrated by Howard Fine, as well as the fifteen Chet Gecko mysteries. A popular speaker, teacher, and storyteller for children and adults, he lives in Santa Barbara, California. www.brucehale.com
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Chester the Gecko is hired by the head lunch lady to discover who is stealing food from the cafeteria but he ends up the main suspect. He knows he's been framed but how to prove it?I love this series. I love the puns. Since he is a 4th grader, it sounds like Chester is a 1940's film noir PI narrator. He is so funny as are the pictures that pop into my mind when he says his lines. So much fun!
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Private eye Chet Gecko is called on to solve a case involving theft at his elementary school’s cafeteria. For the food-loving fourth grader, this case is right up his alley. But to solve it, he’ll have to deal with playground bullies, detention, a group project presented before parents, and more. Will Chet be able to solve the case before he gets into even more trouble? This is another delightfully funny book in the series. It is chock full of puns and written very much in the style of old noir detective novels. While I’m not sure that all kids will get the latter, they will certainly enjoy the former. The humor really sells the series. The mystery itself is fairly predictable but there are enough red herrings for it to be a bit of a surprise for young readers. That being said, there are a couple of questionable moments here and there. For instance, Chet is rather dismissive of women in general, with this sort of “oh, dames” attitude. There’s also a brief mention of a character being “mental“ as well as somewhat politically incorrect representations with the Nations of the World presentation that the students do. Also, there is a character who reportedly drinks ammonia, which is a bit of a dangerous thing to throw out there for children to read.However these moments are brief snippets and don’t detract too much from the overall pleasure of the book. I would still feel comfortable recommending it to children looking for something funny, especially if they like mysteries.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5This book was a real pleasure. Just as with the one I just read, this was funny and light while maintaining a plot that made me think twice on a couple of occasions. A real detective mystery pleaser! Highly recommended!
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Farewell, My Lunchbag - Bruce Hale
Copyright © 2001 by Bruce Hale
All rights reserved. For information about permission to reproduce selections from this book, write to trade.permissions@hmhco.com or to Permissions, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt Publishing Company, 3 Park Avenue, 19th Floor, New York, New York 10016.
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Originally published in hardcover in the United States by Harcourt, Inc., 2001.
The Library of Congress has cataloged the print edition as follows:
Hale, Bruce.
Farewell, my lunchbag: from the tattered casebook of Chet Gecko, private eye/Bruce Hale.—1st ed.
p. cm.
A Chet Gecko Mystery.
Summary: When fourth-grade private eye Chet Gecko is called to catch someone who is stealing food from the school cafeteria, he finds himself framed for the crime.
[1. Geckos—Fiction. 2. Animals—Fiction. 3. School lunchrooms, cafeterias, etc.—Fiction. 4. Schools—Fiction. 5. Mystery and detective stories. 6. Humorous stories.] I. Title.
PZ7.H1295Far 2001
[Fic]—dc21 00-8596
ISBN 978-0-15-202275-4 hardcover
ISBN 978-0-15-202629-5 paperback
eISBN 978-0-547-53940-9
v2.0316
For all the teachers—from Miss Porter to Mr. Nash and beyond—who fanned my creative flame. Mahalo mucho.
[Image]A private message from the private eye . . .
I’ve always loved a good mystery. Like, why is the alphabet in that order—is it because of the song? Does geometry actually have a use in the real world? And, what if the Hokey Pokey really is what it’s all about?
My hunger for mystery is matched only by my appetite for cockroach casserole, mosquito marshmallow surprise, and other cafeteria favorites.
But one time, my taste for good grub landed me in the soup. I tried to help a cafeteria dame who was no honey bun, but a good egg nonetheless. After an appetizer of confusion followed by a main course of grief and aggravation, this detective was almost ready to throw in the dish towel.
Did I stick it out until the end? Let me put it this way: Chet is one gecko who always gets his goodies.
After all, danger may be my business, but dessert is my delight.
1
Fright of the Iguana
Mrs. Bagoong was a hundred pounds of tough, leathery iguana. Her eyes were like chocolate drops, her cheeks soft as AstroTurf and about the same color. Her thick, powerful body was wrapped in a blue apron that said KISS THE COOK.
Yuck. Nobody in his right mind would try to smooch Mrs. Bagoong.
She ruled the lunchroom as head cafeteria lady. If you wanted extra dessert, you had to go through her. Few tried.
But I’ve always loved a challenge.
Mrs. Bagoong was all right. For an iguana. So when I saw her frown at lunchtime that day, I was worried.
[Image]What’s the story, brown eyes?
I said. If your face were any longer, you’d have to rent an extra chin.
Mrs. Bagoong piled lime Jell-O onto my tray. The green gelatin was packed with juicy dung beetles. Yum. My mouth watered like an automatic sprinkler system.
The queen of the lunchroom sighed. It sounded like a small hurricane. Chet, honey,
said Mrs. Bagoong, we’ve got problems.
My heart raced. You’re not running out of mothloaf, are you?
Not yet.
I relaxed. So it’s not serious, then.
Serious enough!
she said. Someone’s stealing our food. If it keeps up, it could put me out of business.
My fists clenched. Food thieves! Scum like that are lower than kidnappers, blackmailers, and people who don’t return library books. They stink like leftovers from a hyena’s lunchbox.
A plastic tray bumped mine.
Hubba-hubba, Chet,
said Tony Newt. Sweet-talking the cafeteria ladies, eh?
He winked at me with a bulging eye, one scaly dude to another.
This wasn’t the best time for a chat, so I leaned toward Mrs. Bagoong and whispered, Let’s talk after lunch.
Ooh, lovers’ secrets,
cooed Tony.
I turned to my classmate. Hey, Tony, do you know the difference between you and a bug-eating moron?
His forehead wrinkled. No, what?
Beats me.
Sometimes, I just kill me.
I took my tray and found a seat. While I munched on mothloaf in gravy, I chewed over Mrs. Bagoong’s problem.
Food thieves at Emerson Hicky, eh? If they kept up their dirty work, the thieves might put the cafeteria out of commission. And that would derail my Jell-O train.
I had to help Mrs. Bagoong. A dame in distress gets me every time—even when she’s a hundred-pound iguana.
Lunch finished, I dropped my tray on the dirty stack and waited for the place to clear out. The line of kids dribbled out the doors like snot from a runny nose in flu season, and the cafeteria workers started cleaning up. (The cafeteria, I mean, not the nose.)
The queen of the lunchroom crooked one claw at me.
Come here, Chet,
said Mrs. Bagoong.
We walked behind the counter, she opened the storeroom door, and I went rubber legged in amazement. Food, food, and more food!
The huge refrigerator sang a siren song louder than a fat lady in a French opera. I plunged my head inside and almost fell down in delight. Pickled spider-eggs and pudding and rat cheese and deep-fried termites and cockroach quiche and happy-spider lasagna and candied butterflies and fire ants in red sauce and—
Uh, Chet? Anybody home?
said Mrs. Bagoong. She rapped on the door with a thick fist.
Oh. Sorry.
I slowly pulled my head out of gecko heaven and took a deep breath.
Let’s get down to business,
I said. You’ve got a low-down food thief, and I’m just the gecko to find out who he is.
Or she,
said