Murder, My Tweet: A Chet Gecko Mystery
By Bruce Hale
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Right in the middle of a run-of-the-mill case, the powers that be finger Chet's fine-feathered partner, Natalie Attired, as a no-goodnik blackmailer and boot her out of Emerson Hicky quicker than you can say, “Boot her out of Emerson Hicky.”
Chet, of course, tackles the case for free. Mess with his partner, mess with—well, somebody. (Natalie's the brains of the outfit.) But just when Chet thinks he might clear her name, Natalie disappears, leaving behind a reddish smear that looks kind of like cherry ladybug jam. . . . Is it murder, or something serious?
Bruce Hale
Bruce Hale has written and/or illustrated over sixty books for kids and is the author of Clark the Shark; Clark the Shark Dares to Share; the award-winning Chet Gecko Mysteries series; Snoring Beauty, one of Oprah’s Recommended Reads for Kids; and the School for S.P.I.E.S. series. In his free time, Bruce enjoys hiking, watching movies, and making music. He lives in Santa Barbara, California, with his wife, dog, and many hats. You can catch him online at brucehale.com.
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Murder, My Tweet - Bruce Hale
Copyright © 2004 by Bruce Hale
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Originally published in hardcover in the United States by Harcourt, Inc., 2004.
The Library of Congress has cataloged the print edition as follows:
Hale, Bruce.
Murder, my tweet: from the tattered casebook
of Chet Gecko, private eye/by Bruce Hale.
p. cm.
A Chet Gecko Mystery.
Summary: Detective Chet Gecko and his associate, Natalie Attired, take a case trailing what they think is a cheating boyfriend but are instead led to a school mystery that involves blackmail and robots.
[1. Geckos—Fiction. 2. Animals—Fiction. 3. Schools—Fiction. 4. Extortion—Fiction. 5. Robots—Fiction. 6. Humorous stories. 7. Mystery and detective stories.] I. Title. II. Series.
PZ7.H1295Mu 2004
[Fic]—dc22 2004003597
ISBN 978-0-15-205012-2 hardcover
ISBN 978-0-15-205219-5 paperback
eISBN 978-0-547-54261-4
v2.1215
For Steve Malk, ace agent and gecko true believer
[Image]A private message from the private eye . . .
Life is brimming with mysteries. Like, if you toss a cat out of a car window, does it become kitty litter? If a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose? And if I’m a nobody, and nobody’s perfect, does that mean I’m perfect?
I wonder about these things. That’s my job. I’m Chet Gecko, Private Eye, and mysteries aren’t just my bread and butter, they’re the maraschino cherry on my triple-decker banana-slug sundae.
But to me, friendship is no mystery. Having a buddy you can count on is one of the finer things in life—right up there with all-you-can-eat buffets, summer vacation, and owning a comic book collection as big as a house.
Some say that a friend in need is . . . a pest indeed. Not me. ’Cause when it’s your partner in trouble, that’s a whole ’nother can of chocolate-covered worms.
A routine case took a turn for the worse when my best pal and partner, Natalie Attired, was framed like a four-million-dollar Rembrandt and booted out of school. I tackled the case for free.
But clearing her name wasn’t as easy as potato-bug pie. As I traced the thread of clues, it grew longer and wider, until I found myself unraveling a conspiracy big enough to make a bib for a bronto-saurus. It led me to a criminal mastermind so brilliant, he made Einstein look like a dim bulb.
Did I tough it out to the bitter end, despite danger to life and limb? Let me put it this way: Even though we geckos may be green-skinned, we can be true-blue, too.
1
Sneak and Ye Shall Find
Never take on a wacko as a client. It wastes your time, and it annoys the wacko.
Somehow I had forgotten this. And so, recess found me tailing a parakeet’s boyfriend to see if he’d been stepping out on her. (That’s detective talk for seeing another dame on the side. And a dame is a girl. And on the side is . . . on the side.)
I shadowed T-Bone LaLouche through the halls of Emerson Hicky Elementary. Like any good detective, I used kids, bushes, and the odd teacher as cover. (And believe me, we have plenty of odd teachers.)
T-Bone LaLouche was a lean and shifty ringtail. Ringtails have a cat’s body, a fox’s face, and a raccoon’s tail that’s been dipped in goo and slammed in a door.
Oh, and one other thing: If you startle them, they give an ear-piercing shriek and shoot this funky musk from their butts.
Don’t ask me how I know that.
I watched as T-Bone stopped near the library to chat with a simpering mole in a tutu. Heads together, they seemed awfully chummy. Could this be his extra-credit baby-cake?
When I leaned around a skreezitz bush for a better look, T-Bone suddenly glanced up. I dived for cover—kronch!—right into the bush.
Through the spiky leaves, I could see the ringtail frowning my way, but he went back to his confab. Soon, the mole waved toodle-oo and toddled into the library. T-Bone took to his heels.
I tagged along.
In the hall by the cafeteria, the ringtail approached a fluffy European rabbit. (I could tell she was European by her spiffy scarf and her world-weary ways.)
Miss Fluffy leaned against a pole and toyed with her whiskers. T-Bone cozied up. She passed him something—a love note?—and they giggled like a couple of teenage girls at a Brad Spitt movie.
Man, this guy wasn’t just two-timing my client; he was three-timing her.
Sensing something, T-Bone raised his head and started to turn.
Fa-zoop!
I scrambled up the wall, out of sight. In my racket, sometimes it pays to be a wall-crawling lizard.
I crept along quietly. Then my foot slipped. Strange. We geckos can scale almost anything, including glass. I shook the foot and crawled closer . . . just across from the cuddly pair.
A strange sight distracted me: squatty machines being wheeled into the cafeteria. And they were wearing what looked like . . . aprons? Was head chef Mrs. Bagoong getting some new cooking gizmos?
I shook my head. Better focus on the job at hand.
Miss Fluffy was saying, . . . after you do me this favor, you and I can . . .
Someone had taped a wet paint sign to the pole she was leaning on. Silly rabbit. Didn’t she know—
Fffffwwip!
Suddenly, everything slipped. I scrabbled desperately, clawing a paper sign from the wall. It read, WET PAINT.
Duh. The pole hadn’t been painted; the wall had.
Whoooah!
I cried, plummeting like a duck after a pond-scum sandwich.
SKREONCH! A shrub broke my fall.
"AAIIEEE!" T-Bone shrieked, like an air-raid siren singing opera. Under his scream, something went ffrappp!
[Image]The rabbit and I clapped our hands over our ears.