Custardly Wart: Pirate (third class)
By Alan MacDonald and Mark Beech
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Alan MacDonald
Alan MacDonald has written over 150 books, including the Devil's Trade and Axel Feinstein series for Scholastic, along with titles in the Dead Famous, Pickle Hill Primary and Double Take series. He is also a regular writer for the Oxford Reading Tree and has had picture books published by Little Tiger Press. Alan MacDonald started his working life in a travelling theatre company. In addition to writing and directing plays, Alan trained as a drama teacher. He has written stories and dramas for the BBC (both television and radio), as well as many children's books. Alan lives in Nottingham.
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Custardly Wart - Alan MacDonald
Custardly Wart Pirate 3rd Class
Alan MacDonald
illustrations by Mark Beech
Contents
Foreword
Chapter 1. Wanted: Schoolteecher
Chapter 2. Lubber Lessons
Chapter 3. What Custardly Heard
Chapter 4. A Game of Knaves
Chapter 5. The Salty Gherkin
Chapter 6. Riddles!
Chapter 7. Doom Island
Chapter 8. A Bunch of Knots
Chapter 9. Attack!
Chapter 10. X Marks the Spot
Chapter 11. Flying Biscuits
Chapter 12. Shipmates All
Footnote
Other titles in the History of Warts series
Foreword
by
Professor Frank Lee Barking (M. A. D. Phil)
Since the dawn of time members of the hapless Wart family have been dogged by disaster. From facing flesh-eating ogres to grappling with gladiators and being kidnapped by pirates, Warts have looked Death in the eye and lived to tell the tale. Now, thanks to years of painstaking research, and literally hours of daydreaming, I am proud to bring you the absolutely true and epic saga of …
The History of Warts
Chapter 1
Wanted: Schoolteecher
Dankmarsh School lay just outside the sleepy village of Biggin-on-Sea, though it wasn’t really on sea at all. To tell the truth it wasn’t even on a puddle. Not one of the children at Dankmarsh had ever set eyes on the sea. Their days were spent staring at the grim, grey walls of the school and the grim, grey face of Miss Scrubshaw their schoolmistress. Miss Scrubshaw wore a black dress buttoned to the neck, black lace-up boots and a bonnet that looked like it was made of cast iron. She taught the children reading, writing and everything else, since she was the only teacher in the school. But recently she had come to the conclusion that looking after thirty orphans was far too much work for one person so she had placed an advert in the Bleakby Post.
Wanted: schoolteecher for spoilt, ungrateful children.
Must be able to teech reading, riting and speling.
Bed and board plus very small wage.
Apply in person (with references) to –
The Schoolmistress,
Dankmarsh School,
Biggin-on-Sea.
The advert had appeared in the newspaper six weeks running, but whether it was the spoilt children or the pitiful wage or just the name Dankmarsh that put people off, no one ever replied.
One dark, rainy night the children were all in bed and fast asleep. All, that is, except for Custardly Wart. Custardly, in Miss Scrubshaw’s opinion, was a troublesome child. He was a small boy with dark untidy hair and large brown eyes that seemed to follow her about the room. Miss Scrubshaw thought of him as a watch that had been wound up too tightly. In class he fidgeted, idled and shuffled his feet. Once he had even dared to interrupt her by putting up his hand to ask a question.
On this particular night, Custardly was trying to get to sleep by listing the reasons why he couldn’t.
1. He was cold as a very cold icicle.
2. He was hungry (as usual).
3. Dobbs had taken most of the blanket (children slept two to a bed to save on sheets).
4. He thought he could hear voices outside.
He lay still and listened. The wind moaned, the windowpanes rattled and the rain drummed on the roof. But above this came the low murmur of voices and footsteps drawing nearer.
Thump, thump, thump! Custardly almost jumped out of his skin. Someone was hammering on the front door as if they meant to break it down. He sat up in bed. No one ever visited Dankmarsh School and certainly not in the dead of night.
Summoning his courage, he slipped out of bed and crept down the shadowy corridor to the landing. Through the banisters he could see Miss Scrubshaw in her nightdress drawing back the heavy bolt of the door. Into the hall stepped the most curious man he’d ever set eyes on. He had a black beard that reached almost to his eyes. His red coat, patched at the elbows, hung almost to his long black boots. When he swept off his three-cornered hat to make a bow, it emptied a puddle of rainwater on to the floor.
‘Your servant, ma’am!’ he said in a deep, ringing voice. ‘My name is Captain Cuttlefish but you may call me … Captain.’
A small man, round as a barrel, suddenly popped out from behind him, grinning and winking. He shook Miss Scrubshaw’s hand as if he were trying to pump her for water. ‘A pleasure to meet you, miss, a pleasure!’
‘Ah! this is my … um, cousin, Mr Mate,’ said the Captain. ‘Do I have the pleasure of addressing the schoolmistress?’
‘I am