Everyone Is An Alien Somewhere: The Magicians
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A collection of short stories from Rachel Lawson's The Magicians series.
Everyone Is An Alien Somewhere
Mishio Ga is an alien on Earth he finds the culture and people there more alien than him even odder are the locals the Emperor of the galaxy's alien family the Magicians, who run the alien convention Mishio must traverse in order to stop an alien war.
In Life
Have you ever wondered what life was like for a dead man before the died and what brought them to their end?
Guest starring The Magician Characters Lance Alexander, Blake the coroner, and Dante the assistant coroner and Lando King
The story is about a dead man's last week and how it leads to his death
The Last Dance
The King of Doom sees a horrific mass shooting and tries to stop it by infiltrating the dance night.
Can he stop it or will his attempt to stop it kill him?
OlderMort
It was Blake's least favorite time of the year.
His son Lance passed him an envelope he took it with a great lack of enthusiasm.
"Open it you'll love it," Lance enthused said.
Blake opened it expecting an insult It was.
"Oh thank you!" said Blake putting on a smile.
"I knew you'd love it," said Lance smiling.
"Yeah," said Blake he hated it.
It being a picture of Harry Potter's Lord Voldermort in a birthday hat,
under the picture, a legend in a black box reading OLDERMORT.
It hit Blake like a ton of brick it was his birthday again.
"Mortimer," said Blake's assistant with a pile of more files for Blake to sign.
"What is it Dante," Blake said knowing his day would get worse.
Dante saw the card and laughed.
"Mortimer's birthday is it?" he said.
"Yes," said Lance. smiling.
Mortimer also known as Blake grimaced.
The Emperor is dead, long live the King
Blake Is the emperor of the solar system and the secret king of the dead.
What if he was revealed as a dead man, a grim reaper is basically as good as a dead man he would find his secret life as a dead man a betrayal to his people. How would they react to their false king?
And how long will the hapless new Emperor the Masked Chicken survive his job without the help of the man now seen as the pretender to the Empire?
Enter the Dreamscape
When dreams kill no sleeper is safe.
Sandy the Sandman turns to death for help when a rogue nightmare starts killing sleepers who never awake.
The reapers and Sandy must hunt down and kill the nightmare before it kills again.
"We need that psycho to kill a dream he's good at killing dreams," said Blake.
"Dad that's harsh even for you," said Lance who was used to such biting words from his father.
The Sandman looked sorry for his friend Lance he thought Blake was acting harsh too.
"We need him to help to kill a nightmare that is killing people these nightmares are a rare beast they are normal dreams with a virus these dreams are sick the virus takes over them they appear as old hags with one eye in their forehead they feed on dreams and kill people as they sleep," said the Sandman.
and more
Rachel Lawson
Rachel is a lover of gothic poetry and the stories of Emilly Dickensen, Poe, and other poets and writers. she writes in a gothic sometimes romantic, and somewhat eclectic style. She likes to do a good job in whatever she does, and she tried her hand from amateur Magic to designing objects for 3d printing. She has loved writing since primary school at high school she wrote plays and wrote short stories and made her essays look like books she has been in training for quite a while. She first wrote about the magicians in her teens. She devised Stand and Deliver: In The Moonlight in her 20's as a short story and re-wrote the story in her 40's. She wrote poetry and story into her 20's and took a break from writing for a few years while she helped out as a stage assistant in a local theatre. In her 30's she discovered Allpoetry.com and has written there ever since. She loves to write books, has podcasts and even made audiobooks. She wrote Vivienne and the reaper her tale of life, love and death as a collections of poems for Allpoetry contests and added them together into one collected short story. Rachel is a poet-writer versed in prose as much as she is rhyme. She loves to weave words and for the most part has no idea where the words are leading her to, she finds it the fun way to write. In author's words on her writing style from her poem The Flow of Magical Words. "I love words, which pour easily from my pen, when I put pen to paper a world of words does open, it flows on the page it's soul mate, though no one can read the scrawl of words which well inside and opens a gate, out comes beauty, rhymes of passion, sage words and gloom, rhyming poem, deathly prose dark as the hand of doom, the right word is magic in my hand, like a lover sigh lightly fanned." Videos are readings of her poems. Rachel's poems are on google play music and iTunes music also on amazon digital music in audio and Kobo too. Rachel is also webmaster to her own poetry website rachellawsonpoet.yolasite.com/ contact her via email there. Rachel is a distant relative and big fan of the famous but little know writer Fanny Burney who wrote Evelina who inspired Jane Austin. To learn of her google her name to find her book look on amazon she's every where.
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Everyone Is An Alien Somewhere - Rachel Lawson
The Magicians:
Everyone Is An Alien Somewhere
By Rachel Lawson
© Rachel Lawson 2023 All rights reserved
Table of Contents
Title Page
Copyright Page
The Rise of the Necromantor - The King of Doom
In Life
Everyone Is An Alien Somewhere
The Last Dance
1000 clowns
Blue Midnight Master of the Imposible
OlderMort
The Emperor is dead, long live the King
Enter the Dreamscape
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The Rise of the Necromantor - The King of Doom
As the years pass all grow older with time as did the young prince of darkness the grandson of the king of the grim reapers, he left behind the things of his childhood and became a youth. He put away his gothic persona and clothes and became Mr Average full time. His parents were no longer worried about him he was a perfectly well adjusted man. He took up the family business on the stage as an illusionist.
Tonight was his first Performance without his tutor his father a noted illusionist and Mentalist. The young man thought he'd take a moment's rest before the show started he sat in his dressing room in a chair and dropped off to sleep. He awoke screaming and finding he wasn't alone his father was in the room he'd come to tell him good luck before the show and had ran in the room when he and everyone else in the building heard him screaming.
Also in the room was his new wife and magician's assistant Vanessa and about five stage hands and the director.
What's wrong, boy?
asked his father.
I saw Vanessa die!
said Lance Jnr totally panicking.
Vanessa tried to calm him. It's alright it was only a dream,
she told him.
Yes it was just a nightmare,
said the director.
No It wasn't it's happening again, Dad,
said Lance Jnr.
Oh no, Jnr,
said his worried father.
Lance jnr was so convince by his vision he refused point blank to perform ever again out of fear he would kill his wife.
He was coerced into performing that night by the boss of his father and grandfather the reaper king,