Sex Drugs and Rock Throwing

By Marc A. Brickman

As the book title infers, Sex Drugs and Rock Throwing, this compilation employs humor and social satire in a corruptly hilarious parody on significant subjects that affect society as a totality. There is an intelligent new wave comedic spotlight on politics, media, racial interactions, LGBTQ+, and demographic stigmas. Also there is a profound emphasis on pop culture, music, sports, self-help, and its horizontal contribution to our daily lives and motivational philosophies. All of this is accomplished thru a series of questions creating a narrative between the author and the readers. This genre busting style promotes an unprecedented level of relatability. Will you marvel over who is this guy that wrote the reading excursion of a lifetime?How did Marc A Brickman formulate his "contemplations"embodied in such a unique perspective that it makes all other unique perspectives seem like cliches? Is he crazy or a genius? After all, does the truth have to be correct or merely honest? No matter your gender or generation Sex Drugs and Rock Throwing delivers an extraordinarily entertaining, laugh filled, yet thought provoking read.

• Language: English
• Publisher: BookBaby
• Release date: Nov 8, 2022
• ISBN: 9781667872070

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© 2022, Marc A. Brickman.

All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations in a book review.

ISBN (eBook): 978-1-66787-207-0

When political correctness becomes the Richter™ scale of expression, will wisdom, humor, and freedom of speech crumble under the constraints of silence, or can we rebuild through an all-reaching dialogue?

If the Virgin Mary had been on birth control, might the world be a totally different place today?

When someone doesn’t like the way they look in the mirror, should they change the mirror?

Is the one redeeming quality of crotch rot that it will keep interlopers out of your crotch?

Have you considered what trees do for fun?

If everyone donated the money they spend on cosmetics to charity, would it be deposited into a GoFundMe account to aid all the workers whom got laid off from the cosmetic factories?

If a druggy is so high they can not get out of their chair, is the upside, they can’t fall again?

Is it apparent whenever a catastrophe commences that capitalists seize upon it for profit, while socialists share the suffering with everybody?

Are guitars motorcycles for musicians whom do not play the drums?

Do the frozen pizza manufacturers that direct their products be placed right on the oven rack without a bottom pan; also own a spray on oven cleaner company?

Unraveling our immigration dispute, is the quintessential method to let so many newcomers into the country no one else will want to move here?

Do some feel if a cargo plane crashes it is less serious than a passenger plane; unless their cargo is on that plane?

Is the crazy one the one you would never suspect as being crazy except for what their t-shirt articulates?

Does everybody eat carrots before they go to the Eye Doctor?

Are there lovers out there that are so insecure they get jealous when their partners masturbate?

Cogitating cognitive dissonance, who would ever prophesied that would it be obligatory to wear a mask inside a bank?

Is the member of the band that doesn’t harmonize well known as the lead singer?

Chronicling progress, are there phases when that is illustrated as things aren’t getting worse?

Sizing up a guy that has a small penis, could they compensate by driving the exact car their father has?

Have you ever had a notion so esoteric, you couldn’t even assimilate it?

In this society in which the extremists gain all the attention, can you grasp the millions isolated in the middle, as they are trapped in the hole that downloads their minds to the bottomless cup of coffee at Denny’s®?

Nomar or Jeter?

In baseball, why can’t a pitcher’s change up be faster than their fast ball, or would that subsequently make their fast ball their change up?

Is being rather strange looking, the super model of comedians?

Is switching from cigarettes to cigars, coalescent to converting from atheism to agnostic?

Is it still taboo to have sex with a summer squash after Labor Day?

As the dispute towards democracy in the United States quips that the guy is unable to make a rapid decision; nonetheless, are there periods when we don’t want the guy making quick decisions?

Identifying that if you want to upgrade your audio system, should you buy better equipment or get better drugs?

If the only inconsistency between the mentally stable and unstable is the stable ones can afford a therapist?

If you never believe in anything, can you get lied to?

Why not formulate an antibacterial seasoning for meat and poultry?

Is demanding respect the same as commanding respect?

Billie Eilish or Lorde?

Can you fathom the grief when an ant perishes while erroneously entering an Etch-a-Sketch® mistaking it for an ant farm?

If any affliction could be worse in conjunction with a severe cocaine problem, would it be unmanageable dandruff?

With space exploring themes so prevalent, why doesn’t a conglomerate open up a chain of astronaut food restaurants?

In comedy, as in all forms of verbalization, is dealing with the shadow of where to draw the line on social commentary, the most perilous dilemma?

Have you ever had an idea so crazy, you were afraid to be alone?

Are events predetermined, or did you turn up where you are because someone forgot about you?

Confronted with a pile of materials you no longer use, would you throw them away or merely cover them up with more material?

Is what’s cool about the street, all you have to do is walk out your door, and somewhere there’s a place where you can be yourself?

If words simulate your favorite item, would you appreciate there are tens of thousands of them, and every day you get to pick out which ones you want?

To star at whatever you slot to star at; must you out obsess all the obsessive afficionados that could out obsess you?

Should it be only acceptable for members of the same race, religion, or nationality to dispatch jokes about each other?

Is the most erotic virtue of having sex with a guitar hanging down your back, that you will probably wind up on top?

Is Sonny Gray a pair of sunglasses for rainy days, a baseball pitcher, or a brighter shade of taupe that was so polarizing it was interdicted in North Korea?

Why do the voices of change rarely change?

Wouldn’t it be magnanimous if the judicial branch operated on the honor system, in which you could simply show up, plead not guilty, and the judge would take your word for it?

Do four infinities beat four eternities?

Upon taking your pills, should you leave directions to where you were supposed to be going?

Doesn’t poop sound more cute than crap, for the anal that foresee crap as cute?

Do various types of sex replicate a movie, some love the chase scene and all the drama, otherwise do many want to get right to the popcorn and call an escort?

Should your goal in life be to control more inventory than your bank?

Is what is extraordinary about integration, that the populous will become so integrated that no one can be singled out?

If people could give themselves oral sex, would you probably not hear from them that often?

If they had televised trivia contest in which all the contestants were high, would the questions read similar to in 100 words or more, tell us the capitol city of your home state?

As a robot is to humans, is what a lawnmower is to goats?

Is a foot-long sub sandwich cut into two six-inch subs, the Pythagorean theorem of food?

Can writing in the wrong tense and slightly misused words be intentional grammatical incorrectness for establishing dramatic correctness?

While listening to your favorite song during sex, do you concentrate more on the fornication, or trying to figure out what your second favorite record is?

If Jesus, Moses, and Allah walked into a bar, would plenty of people be disappointed?

If a stranger told you to calm down, wouldn’t that make you even less calmed down?

Is a dishonorable discharge from the Navy a colossal positive on a resume when applying for a summer job on a pirate ship?

How would you react when you discover that your Tinder® date is a transsexual Jewish hair stylist that performs circumcisions on the side?

Did the 3 second rule in basketball evolve from the 5 second rule in the sport of dropping food on the floor?

Instead of manufacturing necklaces, why don’t people just recycle the belts made for infants?

Have you ever met someone where what’s in your wallet, wound up in their wallet?

Is the secluded characteristic of dying that is positive, that you will have one less issue to worry about?

As a youngster were you more disappointed by learning the Vice President of our country didn’t do anything, or that the king or queen of England did not run their government?

If an agitator is an anarchist, antichrist, and an anti-Semite, what is the probability they will order the antipasto at the restaurant?

Has there ever been a baseball switch hitter who batted from the right side against right-handed pitchers, and was pinch hit for against lefties?

Would a child be more disappointed by learning that their parents’ occupation wasn’t the type they could talk about at school, or that their weekly allowance was money laundering?

Is it a certitude that you haven’t made it in life until you have a haircut named after that doesn’t include the long haired freak next door?

Was the only childhood traumatic event that correlates to discovering Santa Claus didn’t exist, that a bank actually owned your house?

What if we are the ants in someone else’s world?

On the other side of the brain that doesn’t get used, could you put your weed in there?

As a child were you more disappointed by learning that vegetables were not indeed candy, or that clowns could be very despicable?

Will destiny eventually overpower infatuation?

Once someone sucks on a pacifier, are they hooked for the rest of their life?

As a sixth grader were you more disappointed by learning that Christian rock bands had sex with their groupies, or that your parents actually stole your beloved hamster from the pet store?

Are the citizens who are against diversity and inclusion, the same ones that will not let their peas or corn touch the mashed potatoes on their plate?

Is it workable to be controversial without offending anyone?

Is mind sex the climax of the theory of evolution?

As a fifth grader, were you more disappointed by learning your age was being used as a measuring stick for intelligence, or that hot dogs were made from several inedible parts of slaughtered animals?

Do some puppies suspect they have been kidnapped?

Did the origination of heterosexual consensual anal sex occur when two virgins bought the wrong book?

Could sensitivity training be replaced by common sense?

If you are about to have sex with your sister’s brother-in-law’s first cousin, would that be incest, or is it too complicated, so just go ahead and do it?

How would the results emerge if more of us worried less over the fear of failure and adhered to the fear of not trying?

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