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    The Contract
    The Contract
    The Contract
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    The Contract

    By Kenneth Pealock

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     This is a humorous love story about a depressed man who hires a hitman to kill him so his death will be a surprise. What happens next is totally unexpected

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherKenneth Pealock
    Release dateOct 3, 2022
    ISBN9798215057018
    The Contract
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    Kenneth Pealock

    Ken Pealock is a prolific writer in many different genres: self-help books, politics, religion, cartoon books and novels. He has a background in marketing, advertising, psychology and constitutional law. During his colorful career, he has published 67 books, sued the entire 11th Circuit Court of Appeals, filed numerous pro se petitions to the Supreme Court, and once held power of attorney over hundreds of secret CIA bank accounts. He lives in Georgia

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      My name is James Heller and I’ve decided to kill myself. There are many ways to commit suicide, some good, some bad, and I considered all of them.

      Ernest Hemingway put a bullet in his brain, but that’s too grotesque for my taste. Next, I considered jumping off a bridge, carbon monoxide poisoning, an overdose of painkillers or sleeping pills, slashing my wrists, or hanging myself like Robin Williams. None of these options suited my taste, either.

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