Steve Beat's a Good Guy

By Steve Beat

Steve Beat battles the forces of evil and confronts the supernatural as he tries to right the wrongs caused in part by his absolutely massive invention, which bends space time and in essence makes travel at the speed of light possible.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Steve Beat
• Release date: Jul 23, 2022
• ISBN: 9781005013042

Steve Beat

Steve grew up in a quiet neighborhood in Worceston, Massachusetts. It was such a splendid village with thousands and thousands of little boys and girls. He fell in love with his one true passion rap music and began his entry into the world of Hip Hop. It was no regular entry as he figured he could take the world by storm by creating an album that wasn’t just made for young men but also for their sisters, nosa. His entry consisted of nine songs in no specific order, and you can find them all in one place namely the album Steve Beat The One. Hopefully you can buy it or at least buy this book that consists of a duo of Steve Beat tunes selected by none other than his private and personal narrator Steven Carley.

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The Adventures of Steve Beat the Rapper

Steve Beat’s a Good Guy

Copyright 2022 Steve Beat

and published by Steve Beat at Smashwords

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Table of Contents

Prologue

Chapter One: The Transfer

Chapter Two: Steve Beat’s Still a Good Guy

Chapter Three: The Rabbit’s Pub

About the Author

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Prologue

Steve Beat battles the forces of evil and confronts the supernatural as he tries to right the wrongs caused in part by his absolutely massive invention, which bends space time and in essence makes travel at the speed of light possible.

Chapter One

So as I mentioned earlier during our last tale My Dripping Galoshes, we had perfected the soul transference theory, meaning we could transfer our soul into objects and others, especially dolls. That is our specialty really, bringing dolls to life. Well, we don’t exactly just try to bring dolls back to life, but on this one occasion, I got stuffed in a f!#%ing Good Guy doll. What a pain in the you know what. I mean what was I supposed to do live in a f!#%ing doll forever. You see I was Charles Ray until I transferred myself by fault into my present-day self. For real though, I was or may be considered Charles Lee Ray. Here is what happened.

I was being chased down the street by a police officer being accused of being the infamous town strangler of which I vehemently deny to this day. I mean I may have something to do with three or four of these on account of my clientele not taking the Quitter’s Incorporated pledge seriously. It is quit smoking or else really, as we made the rules abundantly apparent, which were the first time our client was caught smoking his wife was thrown in the electrocution chamber. The second time he smoked, we literally raped his wife. The third time we would cut her pinky finger off, and well after that you know, we didn’t attain the nickname the town strangler for nothing. These people were the worst though trust me. Read on and you will see how I handle things and decide for yourself if these people were victims or perpetrators. All rules aside, we had to right these wrongs.

The cop caught me in the