The Adventures of Steve Beat the Rapper: Adventures 1 - 6

By Steve Beat

Steve Beat takes us on a set of wild adventures, ranging from his experience around some of the greatest ball players to walk the Earth to his horrific experience with the supernatural. In the middle of these adventures includes his grueling bicycle ride across the Colorado countryside and of course his unorthodox method of treating unwilling clients.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Steve Beat
• Release date: Jul 2, 2022
• ISBN: 9781005920302

Steve Beat

Steve grew up in a quiet neighborhood in Worceston, Massachusetts. It was such a splendid village with thousands and thousands of little boys and girls. He fell in love with his one true passion rap music and began his entry into the world of Hip Hop. It was no regular entry as he figured he could take the world by storm by creating an album that wasn’t just made for young men but also for their sisters, nosa. His entry consisted of nine songs in no specific order, and you can find them all in one place namely the album Steve Beat The One. Hopefully you can buy it or at least buy this book that consists of a duo of Steve Beat tunes selected by none other than his private and personal narrator Steven Carley.

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The Adventures of Steve Beat the Rapper

Adventures 1 - 6

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Table of Contents

Prologue

Chapter One The Bestest Player in the Whole Wide World HA HA

Chapter Two The Slump

Chapter Three Team Sommers

Chapter Four My Dripping Galoshes

Chapter Five Steve Beat’s a Good Guy

Chapter Six Steve Beat’s Still a Good Guy

Chapter Seven The Rabbit’s Pub

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Prologue

Steve Beat takes us on a set of wild adventures, ranging from his experience around some of the greatest ball players to walk the Earth to his horrific experience with the supernatural. In the middle of these adventures includes his grueling bicycle ride across the Colorado countryside and of course his unorthodox method of treating unwilling clients.

Chapter One

It all happened 16 years after the joust as it came known in this neck of the woods and everywhere else for that matter that grew grass and called it a baseball field. You know that classic duel between the Whammer and the legendary hero of the game. I believe I need no introduction unless of course you are not from Earth. We all knew about it, striking out our legendary star, the best player we ever had and ever will have. Striking out the Whammer is one thing. Sure, many a man has been known and can typically strike out another from time to time. It happens and it is understandable but to strike out on three pitched balls period when you know they are coming is unheard of.

It would be as striking out a man in the top of the 13th inning only two other guys also safely reached base, but next two other guys were easy put outs, meaning the team was forced to the absolute brink and couldn’t give up a single run. Well to add to the drama with none on and none out, only three guys reached base safely in a row and the next batter got a bit ahead in the count at three balls and no strikes, so now the bases are loaded. So we have the best hitter ever, the Whammer at the plate, who is a parallel to the even greater George Ruth or at least a tie. We just might have to give the nod to Herman AKA the Babe because of the Whammer’s epic fail at what has come to be known as the joust.

So in comes the legend from the bullpen, who even the Whammer was questioning how successful he could possibly be against a guy who threw a spectacular eight/nine no hitters in the bigs just before reaching that level or even the level before that level. I mean come on, these guys can play. The standard 60-foot six-inch distance doesn’t get any further or closer no matter where you are playing. Roy though unconfidently approached the situation as if the Whammer had a secret to hitting a 100 mile per hour fastball other than he was so crazy to stand in there and risk catastrophe being a hard one off the noggin.

You see they (the ball players) didn’t wear helmets in those days, but I did. I’m Steve Beat, the former bat and ball boy for the former professional baseball team the New York Knights. You’d never see me sporting my helmet during the road games because of league rules and because Pop, my great uncle, wouldn’t have it. I always wanted to dawn my helmet though right there in the dugout. I actually patented the first sporting helmet and am living comfortably today because of my great idea, nosa. Seriously though perhaps they should have played with helmets back then so we could all have a laugh when the pitcher dawned one in contention. They have noggins too, geesh. Some of these screamers are hit so fast the pitcher can’t even get his glove up, let alone move out of the way.

I did some pitching in my day but only at the junior varsity level. This was after my stint as the bat boy of the major league Knights. We were pretty decent as a team, in fact, we were the best in the league. You could figure all of us to make it to the Bigs, but we didn’t even all make it to the varsity team myself included, oh well. Next time around we will just have to hit massive roof shots like Bryce Harper when he was still a high school player. We couldn’t though because we all didn’t strategically choose our batting weapon and lift weights all day. If we did, who knows perhaps our team makes the varsity and the varsity team only plays for the junior varsity. At least some of us should have been there, myself included, hint, hint, wink. I was the leader of the team in runs batted in and extra bases. Who am I? I even pitched too, nosa just kidding, HA HA.

I never pitched one game in the bigs, but I swear I could have struck them out when I was 12 or maybe 14. You see I had a doozy of a curve ball, and I could strike out all the varsity players in the city league I was from. Only I actually forgot how to throw my patented looping curve ball when I was pitching on the junior varsity team. I still had a decent fastball but nothing compared to that traditional looping Beat slider and curveball. I remember it now though and developed my knuckler, which is why I am currently on the Woo Sox roster in the minors as an extended reliever. I swear if I throw all knucklers, I am good for two starts a week. Only they want a three earned run average, and I am more of a four. Oh well, to the bullpen for me. I am Phil Niekro reincarnate, HA HA.

Well let me introduce myself further, I am Steve Beat again, and I just wanted to talk about the bestest player in the whole wide world and who I had grown rather fond of after first meeting him at Knights Field in