Steve Beat and the Planet of the Apes

By Steve Beat

Steve Beat is once again put to the test when he is propelled into the future only to find that him and his crew’s experiment has grown into a massive failure of epic proportion. Steve Beat fights to return home to not only save the Earth from a foreign invasion of an apelike species but also to right the wrongs of the past.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Steve Beat
• Release date: Aug 8, 2022
• ISBN: 9781005677381

Steve Beat

Steve grew up in a quiet neighborhood in Worceston, Massachusetts. It was such a splendid village with thousands and thousands of little boys and girls. He fell in love with his one true passion rap music and began his entry into the world of Hip Hop. It was no regular entry as he figured he could take the world by storm by creating an album that wasn’t just made for young men but also for their sisters, nosa. His entry consisted of nine songs in no specific order, and you can find them all in one place namely the album Steve Beat The One. Hopefully you can buy it or at least buy this book that consists of a duo of Steve Beat tunes selected by none other than his private and personal narrator Steven Carley.

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Steve Beat and the Planet of the Apes

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Table of Contents

Prologue

Chapter One The Rabbit’s Pub

Chapter Two The Governor’s Mansion

Chapter Three Old Time Brawl

Chapter Four Where’s Roger Sperry?

Chapter Five Wonder Beat Activate

Chapter Six The Chimps at Chanute

Chapter Seven The Planet of the Apes

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Prologue

Steve Beat is put to the test when he is propelled into the future only to find that him and his crew’s experiment has grown into a massive failure of epic proportion. Steve Beat fights to return home to not only save the Earth from a foreign invasion of an apelike species but also to right the wrongs of the past.

Chapter One

So years later I have to say I got sick and tired of this whole Damballa racket and just wanted to live in the peace and tranquility of earth. I mean I just wanted to leave this whole fight the bad guy routine and found a great gig at the local radio station when I wasn’t out pitching relief for the Woo Sox, HA HA just kidding. That is really where I started to take my music seriously and even published my own rap album entitled Steve Beat the One,! HA HA HE,! In fact, I believe you can still find it there on the various selling channels, including the Peloton if you are into that sort of thing. You know riding bikes that don’t move while watching the crowd all pound the weight room.

So now back to my story of how my life got turned flipped upside down. Do you know where that is from? I don’t, nosa in any case, there I was in the DJ booth, pitching my gig as I had grown accustomed to. You know it was not easy, spitting out lyrics in the DJ stand, but after a while we really got used to it. So anyways, I had just gotten finished with a few calls as I was accustomed to during the daily hour long Steve Beat radio hour when Eddie called me back. We were not accustomed to getting daily calls from our listeners, so I was a little thrown aback. He told me he went to this dining facility, some fancy smancy upper class restaurant named Rabbit’s Pub in our neighborhood. I was somewhat familiar with this establishment, although honestly I had rarely ever gone there. Eddie told me he met a beautiful woman there, and the first thing that popped into my head was this guy was telling me the same story the night before from another restaurant. I mean what was this guy doing going place to place, asking out beautiful women, try it. It worked for me, nosa, but seriously you may get a few phone numbers if you can accept mass rejection, HA HA HE.

Eddie explained that this girl was different than the rest, and he was very interested in this one. I didn’t know Eddie well enough I guess. He tried telling me that this one liked him, and if I could have done it again, I would have let the guy say his peace, but I went on my spiel how I usually do and may have knocked down his odds of having any chance with this woman.

I honestly gave him a chance to speak, after I absolutely went on a tirade about him having no chance with these kind of people, but he politely exclaimed, OK Steve.

Eddie next hung up on me, and I honestly didn’t think much about it. I finished the hour long set with my song Conviction for Status, a Steve Beat original. I rode home as was customary in my stretch limousine and was accompanied by David Pierce himself. You know the sidekick from the hit sitcom Frasier about the guy who used to go to the bar Cheers, HA HA HE.

So I went home to my absolutely massive skyrise condo that had a duplex I was living in right there in the skyscraper. My gorgeous girlfriend that was so hot happened to be visiting. She had a key to the place, but we didn’t live together yet. It was discussed but we never made the decision to shack up together, oh well. She loved the rock star lifestyle as much as I did, which is part of the reason we were together.

I wasn’t sure if I could let people know I was living so luxuriously, however, because of my somewhat illegal behavior in a group I helped form called the Pack that doubled up as a smoking cessation group but also fought illegal soul swaps. We were massive I swear. Some believe we even saved the earth to this day. It is debatable though. Well I flipped on the tube on my triple screen television while I was blaring some Steve Beat music. I was just listening to some Getting Jumpy. You know how it is when you are a rock star, trying to get your tunes aired. Some of us will do anything for airplay. I guess I took it to the next level by taking over a DJ spot with the local radio station, nosa but I did.

As I switched my attention to the television, I was being bad mouthed by the Channel 4 news desk, who were singling out my on air comments to Eddie as a contributing factor in a massive horrific spree killing at the Rabbit’s Pub. It turned out my guest from earlier that night Eddie Schick had gone psycho and opened fire on the good patrons of the Rabbit’s Pub. By the end of the melee, Eddie lied dead from a self-inflicted gun shot wound but only after mowing through the crowd at the Rabbit’s Pub, taking the life of a total of seven patrons. Believe me I would have done anything to reverse the course of events, which