Random Acts of Management: A Dilbert Book
By Scott Adams
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In Random Acts of Management, cartoonist Scott Adams offers sardonic glimpses once again into the lunatic office life of Dilbert, Dogbert, Wally, and others, as they work in an all-too-believably ludicrous setting filled with incompetent management, incomprehensible project acronyms, and minuscule raises. Everyone, it seems, identifies with Dilbert, who struggles to navigate the constant tribulations of absurd company policies and idiot management strategies.
“Confined to their cubicles in a company run by idiot bosses, Dilbert and his white-collar colleagues make the dronelike world of Kafka seem congenial.” —The New York Times
“Once every decade, America is gifted with an angst-ridden anti-hero, a Nietzschean nebbish, an us-against-the-universe everyperson around whom our insecurities collect like iron shavings to a magnet. Charlie Chaplin. Dagwood Bumstead. Charlie Brown. Cathy. Now, Dilbert.” —The Miami Herald
Scott Adams
Scott Adams is the creator of Dilbert, the comic strip that now appears in 1,550 newspapers worldwide. His first two hardcover business books, The Dilbert Principle and Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, have sold more than two million copies and have appeared on the New York Times bestseller list for a combined total of sixty weeks.
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Introduction
I keep reading stories about CEOs of large companies who make hundreds of millions of dollars in stock options. There is some debate as to whether this is appropriate. One argument is that these CEOs are visionaries, uniquely qualified to create spectacular stockholder value. Another possibility is that CEOs are just showing up and shuffling things around until something lucky happens. I’m leaning toward the showing up and shuffling
theory.
I’m not saying CEOs are dumb. Put yourself in their shoes. When you’re a CEO the only information you have is what your subordinates give you. And they’re all unscrupulous sycophants. The last thing you’d ever hear is the truth. So there you are, a powerful CEO astride some mammoth enterprise, armed with no useful information whatsoever. You know you have to do something but there’s no way to know what. Your only rational strategy is to do random things until something lucky happens, then take credit.
The alternative-acting nonrandomly-is a sure loser. Let’s say, for example, you’re a CEO and you fire everyone whose last name starts with the letter M. That’s a clear pattern, and not a good one. Everyone would think you were a nut.