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Your Accomplishments Are Suspiciously Hard to Verify: A Dilbert Book
By Scott Adams
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The #1 New York Times–bestselling cartoonist tackles corporate bowling nights, faulty product recalls, less-than-anonymous employee surveys, and more.
If you've ever looked among your co-workers and thought, “I hope feral cats eat every one of you,” or briefly celebrated a well-deserved promotion only to realize that the word “promotion” now means that you’re responsible for doing two jobs for the price of one, then chances are you find the corporate cubicle culture represented inside Dilbert alive and well inside your own work environment—and that’s exactly what makes Dilbert so topical and funny.
From Dilbert’s invention of a portable brain scanner (with a popcorn microwave option) to his moonlighting as a professional corporate crime scene cleaner, Your Accomplishments Are Suspiciously Hard to Verify chronicles pointless projects, interminable meetings, and ill-conceived office policies one Dilbert strip at a time.
If you've ever looked among your co-workers and thought, “I hope feral cats eat every one of you,” or briefly celebrated a well-deserved promotion only to realize that the word “promotion” now means that you’re responsible for doing two jobs for the price of one, then chances are you find the corporate cubicle culture represented inside Dilbert alive and well inside your own work environment—and that’s exactly what makes Dilbert so topical and funny.
From Dilbert’s invention of a portable brain scanner (with a popcorn microwave option) to his moonlighting as a professional corporate crime scene cleaner, Your Accomplishments Are Suspiciously Hard to Verify chronicles pointless projects, interminable meetings, and ill-conceived office policies one Dilbert strip at a time.
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Scott Adams
Scott Adams is the creator of Dilbert, the comic strip that now appears in 1,550 newspapers worldwide. His first two hardcover business books, The Dilbert Principle and Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, have sold more than two million copies and have appeared on the New York Times bestseller list for a combined total of sixty weeks.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5This is a "treasury" collection of "Dilbert" strips, compiled from books I already have. But it was on sale, and there seem to be some strips here that haven't seen the light of day since being originally run (at least I have no memory of them), and I never need much excuse to marvel at Scott Adams' sardonic office humor and how it has always seemed fresh and topical over the last 20 (!) years. I work in a lab, not an office, but pointy-haired bosses are everywhere.
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