Magnetic Prosperity: A Survival Guide for a Mad Mad World
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It is TIME to reclaim our Divine birthright to be PROSPERITY CONSCIOUS.
We each deserve to be abundant, connected to wealth, fortune & favor by a default gear. This book will show you how that is possible & give you indispensable TOOLS. Poverty Consciousness has been a streaming, live & active program running within the hearts & minds of all the people who have thus been branded with the Status Quo's incessant propaganda since birth, & it is now time to BREAK THE CHAINS.
Emerging from the depths of a very old soul… this provocative gem is an amusing smart-mouth interpretation of Universal Law.
Have you ever felt like society's doctrines, curriculums, beliefs, practices, or programs have expired? Religious dogma is outdated? Pieces to a puzzle are missing? Have you ever felt like "God" has some explaining to do? Maybe like many others, you have viewed life as just a big fat gooey pizza pie where we are all buried under the cheese, scrambling to escape the steam... so we're not gobbled up by vampires, vultures & thieves.
It's time to regain what may have been lost in the sauce, & remember who we are.
This book redefines our identity & purpose as human beings. Spirituality & Religion finally meet, in broad daylight, & blur the lines, once & for all. We learn to use the gift of free will properly, via harmonizing this quartet: mindfulness, Transcendental Meditation, positive affirmation & creative visualization. We learn how easy it is to be a Master Manifestor livin' the dream Magnifying Prosperity all over the place, despite the chaotic hot mess of a batty wild, deep-fried, shit crazy, mad mad world.
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Jenay Zapparelli
Jenay Zapp is a Starseed who is a skilled technician when it comes to scattering the ashes of yesteryear. She is your trusted source for all things happy, healthy, healing, wise, 5D, New Earth and the Golden Age of humanity. Leading people to the "Promised Land," she is an avant-garde provocateur of righteousness whose work simply cannot be ignored! Her books are channeled, edgy, fun, entertaining, nostalgic, and relatable. Simultaneously, they are instrumental regarding human evolution, enlightenment, and deep spiritual transformation. Revolutionary characters, such as this, show up to help us crack codes, cut cords and move on triumphantly, with bells on.
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Magnetic Prosperity - Jenay Zapparelli
Copyright © 2018 by J. Zapparelli
All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form without written permission of the author/publisher except by reviewers who may quote brief excerpts in connection with a review.
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Zapparelli, Jenay D
Title: Magnetic Prosperity: A survival guide for a mad mad world
ISBN-13: 978-0692998441
ISBN-10: 0692998446
LCCN: 2017919429
BookonFire Press, Wilmington, NORTH CAROLINA Manufactured in the United States of America
Published by: BookonFire Press /www.bookonfireblog.com/ "Revolutionizing the World One Book at a Time."
Subjects: Nonfiction ⬥ Inspirational ⬥ Motivational ⬥ Health & Wellness ⬥ Self-empowerment ⬥ Self-development ⬥ Ascension ⬥ New Earth ⬥ 5th Dimension ⬥ Human Potential Movement ⬥ Real History ⬥ Pop Culture ⬥ Autobiography ⬥ Cosmic Consciousness ⬥ Animal Rights ⬥ Human Rights ⬥ Holistic Healing ⬥ Addiction Recovery ⬥ Mindfulness ⬥ Spirit Guides ⬥ Nature ⬥ Mysticism ⬥ Spirituality ⬥ Social Justice ⬥America ⬥ Mind, Body, Spirit ⬥ Soul Mastery ⬥ Metaphysics ⬥ Quantum Mechanics ⬥ The Great Awakening ⬥ Chakras ⬥ Energy ⬥ Meditation
Revised Tribute circa 2021
Back in 2018 when I was a server at a great restaurant at the beach at the height of my front of house career having a memorable pair of years, this book flew out of my arsenal like a bat out of hell, quite frankly. It originally contained a bunch of really cool chapter dedications that captured every legendary personality on board at the time. But times change & we have all gone our separate ways. This book remains intact, though, & still so very powerful indeed. It is now more relevant than ever post covid days on Planet Earth & it deserves some updated airtime, no doubt. So, voila! Enjoy!
Variation of the Original Tribute
This book was written for everyone who ever positively influenced my life. It was also written... for everyone who deserves a break. In a world gone mad, who doesn’t need one? Christ, we could all use a massage, a mani-pedi, or a trip to the Islands. The everyone included then thereof, is pooled in the vast stretching gregarious gamut of the general world population. That counts you... if you’re game. Welcome... all Baby-boomers, Gen-Xers, & Millennial folk. Greetings all Americans, worldwide citizens & all scattered about or sandwiched in between. You are gonna like this book, my friends.
All parties report to the main stage for a briefing. Grab a seat in this theatre of influence, we are getting ready to put on our 5-D glasses. The nature of these pages is sensational & supersonic. You are in the pathway of prosperity... (you luck dog, you!) Thus, an awakening of sorts is at hand. And, it is filled with pleasant surprises, lifts, gifts, & game changers. If you elect to stay a spell... I will give you a firm & friendly virtual handshake, employ a love smack, & bid thee best wishes.
Preamble
Invite wealth. Have her in for tea. Engage in beneficial conversation. She is a magnetic guest. She will kiss your cares away.
Pros•per•i•ty /präˈsperədē/ noun
Success; profitability; affluence; wealth; opulence; luxury; the good life; milk & honey; good fortune; ease; plenty; comfort; security.
Magnetic Prosperity is an inner practice, where you exude gratitude to magnify prosperity everywhere you go. Thus, we become master manifestors livin’ dreams into reality. The genie in a bottle isn’t the only cat with powers.
Make it happen... means: nothing is preordained. We have a WILL to choose. There’s no preordained chart floatin’ around in the ether with our name written on it. There’s no Zeus dude or Queen Bad Mama Jama parked on a sparkly cloud in the sky that has our destiny in a sling ready to be flung into fate. Make it happen. Period.
What exactly does manifesting mean? Answer: having your desires become real, wishes come true. Manifesting is an energetic practice where one focuses their intentions. Where attention goes... energy flows. Like a magnifying glass will set a fire ablaze when focusing the sun’s rays... our laser-sharp focused energy & intention will thus blast our dreams into reality.
Part ways with poverty, lack, lament, limitation, & scarcity. Engage instead, with your integral power. If you already have... great! It's time to magnify & energize the properties of that wealth inside of you. And by wealth, I mean: an inner richness of self-worth, self-acceptance, self-respect & self-love, that essentially spills out unto all the plains & plateaus of your living experience accordingly. Then... blesses everyone!
Harnessing this, takes willingness, dedication, vision, faith, practice & repetition... stirring with enthusiasm. We will be arousing passions, rocking the boat, loosening old constraints & sprouting new opportunities to tactfully veer outside the linear lines of propriety. Let’s muster up the courage to excel past expired paradigms. Let’s choose to be virtuous & victorious today.
There is no thought pattern that cannot be undone. There is no outdated program that cannot be lifted. There is no faded formula that cannot be shed like an old crusty skin into dust. There is no sorted past that cannot be severed. There is no habit that cannot be broken. There is no karma that cannot be reversed.
All is possible. All is Love. All is Light. All is constantly changing. All is workable. All is malleable & moldable. All is fluid energy that can be harnessed. Let's make an effortless effort to walk the path of least-resistance & thus bring ourselves back to a sovereign state.
Buckle your belt. This ride is not your average bear. Becoming powerful is a process of coming to, as if awakening from a long lazy slumber. And I am here to walk you through the epiphanies, so they don't startle you like landmines but rather surprise you... like gold mines.
Dust off your dreams. Bring the bravado. Flex your tail feather. It's time to practice the skill of manifesting your destiny. Sport that Bob Marley smile. The path is now lit up for your convenience. It's all here in this book. This is no ordinary book. It’s my gift to you. So don’t say I never gave ya anything. But a gift isn’t a gift, until it is received.
All you have to do to receive this gift, is read it. Scan or skim parts if you’d like. Skip around if you feel like it. Land on whatever part of the gameboard you are drawn to. Anything goes. There are no rules here, no expected protocol. Proceed at your own pace, your own leisure, like a stroll through the woods.
Even if you think you’re typically not a reader,
I have a sneaking suspicion this book will be that bitchin’ read, you just can’t seem to put down for some reason. Here, I will make a sorta deal with ya...
At least tear into the Intro & first chapter? If you’re not thoroughly intrigued & entertained after that, well... Slap me silly, pour me a shot of Walker Red -n- Dial 911 quick, there Ginny, I don’t think there’s a pulse!
Just kidding.
I won’t be mad at ya.
If you do decide to hang with the big dogs, & happen to stumble upon a few words you don’t know... here’s a cool idea: skip ‘em!! (or hit up Google). Your choice.
Here’s an odd-bird word for ya... don’t be stymied! You don’t have to let unfamiliar words intimidate, or deter you... keep goin’. Recognize the principles. Be reminded of who-you-are. Allow it all to sink in overnight.
Piece together the puzzle then. Push through any resistance with persistence. And remember... to reward yourself for growing. This will serve you. Pat yourself on the back... for simply paying attention. Heck, go on out & get yourself some ice cream! And... don’t forget to let loose & giggle now, at my... sill-o-rama moments of anarchistic sarcasm.
I don’t know bout you all, but... I love to laugh!
Life is good. Right now. Let it be
Introduction
Everybody loves a triumphant story. A rags-to-riches one. A sweeping Cinderella tale with a twist that will light your heart up like a Christmas tree, put a twinkle in your eye, a spring in your step, a flutter in your belly.
Allow this book to assist you in crafting your very own amazing story or perhaps a continuum... of its already noteworthy travels & tales thus far.
We all wanna live the dream, don’t we? Isn’t that why we are here? To feel good? To live a good life? Filled with wonder, awe, fantasia, lifted moments, explorations, playful interactions, engagement with sweetness & magic?
Is it just me? Or, has anyone noticed that amidst the hustle of mainstream society, it seems as if people just don’t have enough time? Moreover, no one seems to have free time... or the fun & spontaneity that comes along with it. Why do folks seem to tense all up when it’s time to let go, as if letting go is some kind of guilty pleasure?
I’m not gonna lie... I tense up. If I don’t feel like I am meeting some productive criteria, I tend to berate myself silly. But, I’ve learned that... life is not supposed to ever either be a drag, or... brimming with pressure. Both busy-ness & boredom should be banned. Neither serve us. There is way too much fun to be had here. And contrary to popular belief, fun is significantly productive. So... why aren’t we allowing ourselves the freedom to have more? More of that good fun. The kind that just... gets ya all wild inside & giddy like a teenager & a first kiss...
The word: desensitized, comes to mind... which is just another word for: numb. Sad but true, I’m afraid. So, to be tactful rather than chastising, I will interject by saying: that we all really don’t mean to be. We have just been subliminally programmed & influenced to be, over the years. Another word for that is: brainwashed. Unfortunately, it’s true.
Patterns have been passed down through generations. Then, we have just accepted them as proper, even though they may have indeed been in direct opposition to our good, as far as to even significantly sabotage our lives. In most cases we have been wired into thinking & believing to be true, certain choice principles, that in actuality, are not working to benefit our highest good at all.
That said, being desensitized is no fun. It’s kinda just blah. And how would we know any better? If we have lost a significant portion of our sensitivity? "Come on babe... what do ya say we take a skip down to Blah Park today, where all things are just beat." said generic dude fiddling with candy crush saga on his phone. Beat, broken, tapped, torn, weathered, worn, rusted, busted, copped out, crapped out & capitulated. The thrill is not just gone, it’s obliterated. Splat into scatterbrained circumstances that wreak of old outdated patterns & programs. I get squeamish just thinking about it. But hey, all is not lost.
On the contrary... picture yourself upon a grassy knoll, about to enter through the sparkly beaded gypsy curtain of an enchanted bejeweled forest. A sense of awe & wonder draws you forth. By leaps & bounds, natural beauty flourishes as far as the eye can see into rolling hills of emerald & cloudless climes of sapphire skies. Your chariot awaits you. There’s no turning back. You feel refreshed & exhilarated. Everything is glowing. Everything is alive. Ping! Ping! Ping! Little faeries abound with blessings... Sorta like when Dorothy landed in the awe-ness of Oz.
I like to reference the movie The Wizard of Oz
& I like to quote Rappers a lot for some reason. Don’t mind me. It’s just what I do.
"Whose world is this? The world is yours."—Nas
You are the boss of you. So then, let’s spin-off this reading adventure with this choice relevant affirmation:
"I am a master manifestor livin’ my dreams into reality."
I Am
are the two most powerful words we have here on Earth. Stated in any language, as long as the prime intent is present within them, these words are the ultimate key to unlocking Man’s Divine destiny. Placing these two little ole words in front of anything you desire, & repeating it multiple times mentally or vocally, will indeed begin to transform your reality as you know it. It will begin to metamorphosize your real-time experience, right into exactly what it is you are proclaiming you indeed wish to be... by saying I Am
that. This is how the world is yours.
Welcome to your life. Whether you like it or not, you created every detail by & through your state of being-ness.
Deliberately or not, it’s the reality you created by your choices of belief in what is. The existence of what you, therefore, experience here on this planet is a complete reflection of what you believe to exist. There is an experience to accommodate every single belief that is believed. So, go ahead try your luck, & see what happens right before your very eyes.
For instance: You could try believing in this statement for 24 hours or so: "so many people stutter these days." I know it sounds silly, but, if you practice actually believing that for a short window of time, you will then begin to see how people that stutter start to one by one, float into the picture, & appear on the stage of your human experience. Simple cute exercise, but it is a practical experiment. You could try this experiment just for fun, with any belief you wish to implement thereof.
That said, it appears that most people may not quite be aware of what they are actually believing on many levels, & so, therefore, create their personal realities by some kind of default template unbeknownst to them. But, we are about to go in deep, & attempt to change that here.
That said, we are now in the business of implementing the following I AM statement:
> I am a master manifestor livin’ the dream.
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It is a powerful statement that carries with it many transformative qualities. This affirmation’s meaning must be familiar to us before we can move forward upon our path with any kind of efficiency. Even though we might not feel worthy or quite believe in this statement’s powerful prowess initially, we are gonna fake it til we make it
as they say, if we must. There is nothing wrong with pleasantly persuading the mind to be greater & more powerful by pretending to believe in statements that serve our highest good.
> I am a master manifestor livin’ the dream.
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I know, it could almost feel, as if we are saying: "I am Queen (or King) of alllllll the land!! Like in some blown up, great big almighty
look at me" Oz voice, it might sound bodacious, come across a bit boastful or even kinda arrogant, in a tall tale kind of way. But, it’s not, friends. It is simply... a declaration of our beautiful Divine nature & intrinsic power, so that we may live a good life thereof. There is nothing arrogant or crooked about that. And for all of us that were raised with Religion’s guilty conscience complex,
at ease soldiers! Embracing self-empowerment is not prideful
or ego-based. It’s the exact opposite.
Let me pause here to state this friendly side note:
With regard to embracing said self-empowerment via manifesting desires, going forward... the current set of circumstances of any area in your life that needs improvement, if subpar, (& they usually are at the wishing stage) can be disregarded as truth. In order to manifest the best outcome of ultimate desires, one must look past the subpar current circumstances, even if the rational mind states they are TRUE.
We must not believe in the story of our low-ball bank balance. We must believe in the high-ball aspiration instead. By establishing that as truth, we thus bring said desire into the present moment, where it then becomes tangible, felt & experienced (realistic). This is where the manifestation process begins. This is a rule of thumb when practicing the art of living dreams. A rule that must be exercised incessantly until mastered, for any level of success to be achieved. Just sayin’.
May sound disingenuous, or like we are big fat fibbers. On the contrary... it is EXACTLY what must be demonstrated in order to manifest accordingly. It’s called: imagination. Let’s learn to use it... to our advantage. Finally! Being a good bullshitter will pay off after all! Lol
By the end of this book, you will have it all in your back pocket, if you don’t already. For those of you who are very new to the concepts of Universal Law, no worries, friends, I wrote this guidebook for everybody.
> I am a master manifestor livin’ the dream
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"Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand." -Albert Einstein
Anybody you spot walkin’ down the street can be a master manifestor livin’ the dream.
Any single living person in existence upon the Earth Planet right now in this very moment can decree it for themselves. But the million-dollar question is... will they?
Come on, guys... we are not sheep-le... we are Shaman. We are transformers of reality not trapped in someone else’s. In favor of fortune, I believe that we were not born to fear our power, we were born to use it wisely, & creatively, with discretion, leadership, & grace to spread love, joy, & bounty across the Earth Planet & then... get this>>> gratifying ourselves with the very satisfaction of doing so. There is nothing more satisfying than to be the bearer of bounty.
Oprah Winfrey will tell ya that. Ask Lady O how it felt, when she gave all her Favorite Things
away to 100s of audience members on her show, for multiple consecutive Christmas seasons.
Guess who else will tell ya that? Call him that old St. Nick, Mister Kris Kringle, Father Christmas or that magic man we all know and love: Santa Clause. He is the most famous fictitious fat man that ever lived... in our imaginations. The most celebrated mythical guest to enter into our homes through a chimney one night a year. One could say, he is the ultimate personification of Magnetic Prosperity, magnifying prosperity everywhere he goes.
Wouldn’t it be nice if we could ask him how it feels to be the greatest gift giver of all time, the wizard of wishes & dreams come true, the practitioner of presents...? Not to mention, he is assuredly every child’s most cherished fantasy & admired hero: a dude in red furry pants that speaks elf & drives a sleigh of deer. He is a ubiquitous global sensation, an ethnic shapeshifter who speaks every language. The man, the myth, the legend... a modern-day folk hero, that Santa Baby.
Might sound silly, but what these children admire about this Santa hero, is that he has boundless energy, unlimited resources, uses magic, defies space & time, & performs miracles. This kringle-licious rosy-cheeked chubby cherub grants wishes, bears gifts, makes dreams come true, gives sage advice, & is always jolly, positive & carefree. The man never gets sick, tired, depressed, sad, angry, too old or dies. The guy seems to be immortal & invincible.
Sir Santa Clause represents safety, security, strength, abundance, power, wealth, courage, faith, determination, ambition, kindness, love, joy, generosity, care & compassion for all people without discretion. Where there is Santa Clause, there is plenty to go around. Where there is Santa Clause, there are limitless advantages in a stream of endless possibilities. In other words, anything is possible with Santa in charge, the sky is the limit, as they say. Maybe it would be a good idea to reconsider the story of Santa, & how it could be thus interpreted. Maybe we oughta revisit the tale with fresh eyes.
Okay, Scout Troop Enterprise... report to detail... STAT! Grab your proton packs, ghoul detectors, sharp-shooter shades & Go Gadget Go Pro drone mini flashlight pens...(lol)
Move over bitch-izz... we gettin’ CSI Miami up in here with gang bustin’ moves! Anyone remember that endearing Caruso glazed over gaze... when Lieutenant Horacio Caine was in deep investigative thought...? Love that guy.
Maybe all along there has been an obscure encrypted message for us to unveil here in the dawn-dayz of the 21st century, otherwise known only to the Illuminati variety or underground sects of secret societies like our Grandfather’s Freemasons, or Fred Flintstone’s Loyal Order of Water Buffalo...
Maybe the stars have finally aligned. No longer can we get away with squeezin’ by with half mooned eyes. It is pretty late in the game... after all.
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign...
Maybe global warming has not just pan seared polar ice caps, but has defrosted our inner vision & warmed our hearts as well. Despite apparent global unrest, & national division, volatility & disharmony, the seed of prosperity is always found hidden in the empty husk of misfortune. Things may just very well appear to be falling apart, but are really, actually falling into place.
At the end of the day, winners never hate & haters never win. And hills... yep, you guessed it... they really do have eyes... one blue, one brown, one green, one hazel, one cat, one third, one evil, one stink... lol. (blink-blink, blink-blink...) just kidding.
For real though, my thought is, since everyone seems to already be familiar with this magical large man in black shiny boots, we can use his character qualities that most folks are indeed familiar with, as an example, to illustrate Divine essence (God), if you will. The idea of Santa Clause is already a unifying force that is nondiscriminatory & all inclusive (unlike religion & politics), so this is surely a great place to start.
Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
-Theodore Roosevelt
With that said... we have the tale of Santa Clause... so let’s do what we can with it, where we are. If pop culture, us, & our children can recognize admirable, desirable qualities in Santa that get us all excited, warm & fuzzy inside, we will indeed be able to recognize those very same features within ourselves & others. It could be said, that Santa is a mere portrait, on some level, of the person that we must learn to be. Not the eating cookies & milk part, or Santa suit or coal or chimney part.