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    Goldilocks and the Three Zombears: A Parody
    Goldilocks and the Three Zombears: A Parody
    Goldilocks and the Three Zombears: A Parody
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    Goldilocks and the Three Zombears: A Parody

    By Natasha Duncan-Drake

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    A parody of Goldilocks and the Three Bears.

    Once upon a time there were three bears, but after the government failed to stop toxic dumping in their forest and Baby Bear come across a leaking metal drum, they became the three zombears. They do not need a visit from Goldilocks to complicate their lives further, but, alas, that is their fate.

    "Braaaaaiiins!"

    Hear this story narrated at my YouTube channel - Tales with Tasha.
    Also contains 4 bonus micro zombie horror stories.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherWittegen Press
    Release dateJan 27, 2022
    ISBN9780463458778
    Goldilocks and the Three Zombears: A Parody
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    Natasha Duncan-Drake

    Natasha is a British author with Wittegen Press and has been publishing genre fiction since 2011. Her work includes everything from horror to young adult fantasy and she has never met a genre she didn’t like. A prolific producer of short stories and novels alike, Natasha currently has over twenty five titles in her back catalogue with further releases always imminent.Natasha has been writing since she was a young girl ever since she read The Hobbit at Primary School. She is a big fan of science fiction, fantasy and horror in all their forms and is a big advocate of fanfiction as a great tool for writers to polish their skills in a welcoming and supportive community.Before establishing Wittegen Press with her twin sister, Sophie Duncan, Natasha was a database and systems consultant. She combines these skills with her writing to create and manage her career in the bold new eBook market.

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