Assholic Behavior: "The Car Lover"
By F.J. Telasco
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This SHORT STORY is about a man who loves his car. He is a man that is not but sometimes act like an A**hole. He goes through his day encountering others and behaves in a manner familiar to us all. Should we pity him or cheer him on? That is the question.
F.J. Telasco
My name is F.J. Telasco. I live in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. I am a lifelong bachelor; please don’t hold that against me. I am the author of “Malcolm.” This is my first self-published novel, with many more to come. I attended Barry University, in Miami Shores, Florida. I graduated with a Bachelor’s of Science in Finance and Economics.I have worked in the public sector as a law enforcement officer. My final stint in law enforcement was with the United Nations Peace Keepers as a civilian police officer stationed in Haiti. I have also worked in the private sector. I worked for a large regional bank in Southern California as a loan officer. Later on, I received my license to be a commodities broker. I worked for several different trading firms both in California and in Florida.I have always been interested in being a writer. I wrote my first full length story in the fifth grade. My then teacher did not appreciate all the grammatical errors. She was especially not happy with the subject matter. The title of the story was, “Could Jesus have been an alien from another planet.” She was flabbergasted to say the least. It was after all a private catholic grade school. I stopped writing for a while. But from time to time, I would put pen to paper and come up with a story as the years went by. I dreamed of being a writer and being published one day. This is my first step on that journey.Thank You.
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Assholic Behavior - F.J. Telasco
ASSHOLIC BEHAVIOR
The Car Lover
By
F.J. Telasco
This is a short story.
Season 1: Episode 1 (The Car Lover)
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, organizations, places, events and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
Text Copyright©2021 by F.J. Telasco
All rights reserved
No parts of the short story may be reproduced, or stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without express written permission of the author.
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CONTENTS
CHAPTER 1
CHAPTER 2
CHAPTER 3
CHAPTER 4
CHAPTER 5
CHAPTER 1
I
t was raining all night and Chad slept like a baby. Early morning came and the rain had stopped. He woke up and readied himself for the day. He got up and went to the bathroom. After the bathroom, he