GAG OF THE MONTH
NO GOOD
LITTLE Johnny wants a BMX bike, so he decides to write a letter to Jesus. It says: “Dear Jesus, if I’m good for one month, will you get me a BMX bike?”
Little Johnny carefully folds the letter, leaves it at the end of the bed, and gets under the covers to go to sleep. But he can’t stop thinking to himself, “One month is too long to be good.”
So he gets up, tears up the letter and writes another one: “Dear Jesus, if
