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The Constitution ''How the Real Pimps Play''
The Constitution ''How the Real Pimps Play''
The Constitution ''How the Real Pimps Play''
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LanguageEnglish
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Release dateAug 20, 2008
ISBN9781664186927
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    This book is a short read with a little game in it. It could have been better. The International Pimping chapter should had been titled “Cross Country Pimping”. You wrote about sending a 304 city to city and state to state. That’s cross country and not international. It’s only international if you’re checking it outside of USA.

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The Constitution ''How the Real Pimps Play'' - Randy Ramsey

The Constitution

"How the Real Pimps Play’’

Randy Ramsey

and

Cameron Clark

Copyright © 2008 by Randy Ramsey and Cameron Clark.

All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system, without permission in writing from the copyright owner.

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Rev. date: 07/22/2021

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CONTENTS

Introduction

Acknowledgments

Chapters

What Is the Constitution?

What Is a Pimp?

Old-School Pimping

New-School Innovations

Friendship Pimping

How to Serve Another Pimp

How to Accept the News When Being Served

The Difference among a Pimp, a Mack, and a Player

International Pimping

Pimps and Pistols

Cop and Blow

Guerrilla Pimping

Warning Pimp

Being Ahead of a Hoe

19 Ways a Pimp Can Be Out of Pocket

Counting Heads

Stick ’Em

Trick or Treat

The Psychology of Lacing

What Is a Hoe?

Bottom Bitch

Turn Out Bitch

Renegade Bitch

A Hoe Quota

Games a Hoe Play

Suzie Choosie

25 Ways a Bitch Can Be Out of Pocket

A Hoe on Pussy

The Resurrection of Collar Popping

Constitution of Pimp Shit

Ten Commandments

Terminology

INTRODUCTION

I’m aware that this book will cause controversy with most pimps, hoes, macks, and hustlers. It might even create a ripple in the eyes of public view but so what! I know that there are those who have been waiting for this divine manifesto to drop and can’t wait to be exposed to the game.

In this first-edition handbook How the Real Pimps Play, I give a vivid picture of the institution of pimping and hoeing. Many might think I’m going against the grain or disrespecting street code, but the fact is, this book is long overdue because new-school perpetrators have given the game a black eye, and that shit ain’t fly.

This holy scroll is to give you a proper understanding and true knowledge of an organized society so sacred that it’s caused kingdoms to fall. It’s time for the not knowing to know and for the real PIs to rise and shine out the tattered remains of an institution so exploited that cats with bus passes are popping their collar and calling themselves PIs.

It’s time for real pimps and players to get back to fundamental constitutional guidelines and for those who feel that they have the royal blood of a PI to get in line and submit to instruction.

One needs to keep an open mind while reading these sanctified passages. This shit is not child’s play and need to be taken seriously. This book is based on real-life everyday experiences and will give the average new-school square, mack, wannabe player, Democrat, and Republican a pertinent understanding of this multibillion-dollar enterprise. For the mothers, fathers, grandparents, brothers, and sisters who may have a family member out there pimping or hoeing, this will serve as a point of reference so that you can truly comprehend the psychology of this here game.

Many may wonder or want to ask why this book was written, so go head and ask. Why? It is a pimp in your neighborhood because your thirteen-year-old daughter needs to know whose car she is jumping in and who she is claiming as her boyfriend. Ask why again. Why? Because if you see your husband’s money coming up short, know that it is a strong possibility that he is tricking,

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