Desperately Doodling Debbie: Random Musings on Life, Faith and Other Brain Boggles
By Debra Kuss
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Desperately Doodling Debbie is a collection of columns originally written for a church newsletter over the course of seven years while the author was raising her own three daughters, working in an office, and then nannying triplets. This book is about mining for nuggets of faith in the midst of the craziness of life—and sometimes simply going with the craziness until those nuggets smack you in the head!
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When Debra Kuss, the writer, is not doodling in desperation, or penning perspicacious poetry, her other sort-of-normal self, retired nanny Debbie, knits in spurts, reads great and not so great novels, teaches Sunday School, and hangs out with whatever part of her family (biology professor Bret, three grown daughters, three grandchildren, one bloodhound, and random fish) is available.
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Desperately Doodling Debbie - Debra Kuss
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WestBow Press rev. date: 06/21/2019
Contents
Introduction
It All Began with a Tightly Wound Christian
For the Entangled Christian
For the Squirrelly Christian
For the Spaced-Out Christian
For the Christian in Waiting
For the Christian with Random Thoughts of Weirdness
For the Peretti-Spooked Christian
For Pilgrims in a Strange Land
For the Traditional Christian
For the Terminally Odd—More Random Thoughts of Weirdness
For My Fellow Groundhogs
For A Few Brave Souls
For the Exhausted
For the Commotion Concussed
For Searching Souls
For the Parentally Disturbed
For the More Desperate Than Ever
For the Thankful
For the Christmas Crazed
For the Dizzy of Brain
For Valentines and Other Mushy Creatures
For the Winter Weary
For Spinning Racers
For the Randomly and Systematically Weird
For the Tizzified Traveler
For the Intensely Thrilled Traveler
For World Traveling Home Improvers
For the Parched Christian
For Those with No Desire to Read a Column
With a Little Help from My Friends
For People Who Enjoy Non-Existent Words and Really Long Sentences
For Nellie and Lulu Fans
For Brrrr Chilly Shivering Winter Weary Souls
For the Lentless Among Us
For Faith Wanderers
For Commencing Parents
For Women with Men to Appreciate
For Those Who Insist on Continuity of Thought
For Wantonly Weepy Wordsmiths
For Spiritual Cooks
For Those Who Have Waited Patiently to Read Something Spiritual in this Space
For God’s Works in Progress
For the Musically Challenged Christmas Frenzied
For the Enlarged and Stretched
For the Thoughtishly Challenged
For the Regressing Progressing Christian
For Everyone Who Has Ever Lived
For Anyone Who Has Ever Had a Mother
For the Unconformed Confirmed
For Doodleheads
For Everyone Who Needs a Smack in the Head
For Potential Guest Columnists
For the Not So Intensely Clean
For Rerun Fans
For the Newly Challenged, or the Oldly Challenged in a New Way, or the Constantly Challenged in Every Way—Take Your Pick
For Birthday Inspired Poetry Lovers—and Others
For God’s Purposeful Poems
For Three-Year-Old Christians
For Tired Inspiration Seekers
For Sojourners
For the Sentimental
For Quietly Insane Parents
For Hurricane Survivors and their Friends
For Those Who Can Stand Another Poem
For Christmas Ponderers
For the Anticipating Masses
For the Holey Minded
For the Four-Year-Old in All of Us
For Satan Kickers
For All School-Weary Souls
For Fellow Former Night Owls
For Anyone in Search of a Brain
For the Overanxious Types
For Mud Wallowers
For Holy Thanksgiving, Batman! Types
Epilogue
Acknowledgements
About the Author
This book is dedicated
to Rev. Tim Thompson
the pastor of Grace on the Hill United Methodist Church
in Corbin, Kentucky during the years covered in this book.
Without his invitation for writers for the church newsletter
Desperately Doodling Debbie would have never come into being.
It’s all his fault!
In Memory of
my sister
Barbara Violett
and my son-in law’s grandmother
Lois Bender
who were my biggest fans.
The art of writing is the art
of discovering
what you believe.
-Gustave Flaubert
Writing has laws of perspective,
of light and shade
just as painting does, or music.
If you are born knowing them, fine.
If not, learn them.
Then rearrange the rules
to suit yourself.
-Truman Capote
The difference between
the almost right word
and the right word
is really a large matter.
‘Tis the difference
between the lightning bug
and the lightning.
-Mark Twain
For we are God’s workmanship
created in Christ Jesus
to do good works,
which God prepared in
advance for us to do.
-Ephesians 2:10 (NIV)
image1.jpgINTRODUCTION
I’ve been a book nerd from the time I learned to read. As an introverted child, books were my best friends. I discovered the power of the written word when I read Charlotte’s Web by E.B. White in the fourth or fifth grade. Until I burst into sobs when Charlotte died and her babies crawled out of their spidery sack, I had never felt the power of a story. I hated spiders and there I was blubbering uncontrollably over the death of one in a book! After that I was forever searching for the next book that would send me into a new world of emotional wonderment.
As I continued through school, I discovered the joy in writing my own tales. English class was the best part of my day, especially when we were given writing assignments. My shy little self enjoyed surprising teachers with the amount of verbiage lurking in my head. As long as I didn’t have to speak all those words I was blissfully happy.
In adulthood I’ve taken whatever opportunities have come my way to write, most of them in church and for poetry contests sponsored by state poetry societies. When Pastor Tim put out the call for people to write for the church newsletter back in 1999, I volunteered. I asked him what he wanted me to write. He said, Anything you want.
So that’s what I did! Desperately Doodling Debbie was a column in the church newsletter for seven years. During that time my three daughters grew from ages 15, 11 and 6 to 22, 18 and 13, so most of my writings were about the joys and agonies of parenting. I was working as a secretary for the first couple of years, then moved on to nannying newborn triplets until they were 5-year-olds, so some of that is covered as well.
My grandest dream, other than being a wife and mother, has been to be a published author. KaChing!!
It All Began with a Tightly Wound Christian
April 2000
You may be wondering why in the world this bit of oddness is cluttering up your beloved newsletter. Well, it’s simple. Our pastor put out a call for columnists for this new and improved publication, and I, being the tightly wound Christian that I am, said yes! Another opportunity to drive myself insane!
Those of you who are of the same tight persuasion know what I mean. It’s just hard to say no sometimes. Especially when there’s an element of spirituality to the assignment. And those of us who are tight can find a spiritual significance to just about anything, even nervous breakdowns. (It is so comforting to know we have given our all for the cause of Christ.)
Since we’ve adopted the theme of Yes to God!
this year, you may be wondering why I’m not being more encouraging about the Yes!
thing. Actually I am, in my own convoluted way. The key is to be sure you are saying yes to God, not to the pastor or to a desperate VBS director (although she is praying fervently that God will ask you to volunteer), and certainly not to your own uptight sense of spiritual duty. God has a place for each of us to minister in our church and community. Just be ready with the right answer when He calls.
Here’s a promise from God for all of us—for the tight as well as for the loose as a goose. Let us not become weary in doing good, for at the proper time we will reap a harvest if we do not give up
(Galatians 6:9 NIV).
And for the tight (and those near and dear to them) a special word from me: watch out for the rebound effect when the elastic snaps!
For the Entangled Christian
May 2000
Yes, dear readers, it’s time again for your monthly dose of Doodledom. This episode finds me thrashing about in the briar patch with Br’er Rabbit. The only problem is I’m not a rabbit! The more I try to pull myself out of the thorny mesh, the more entangled I become. God calls this being choked by the worries of this life, and the deceitfulness of wealth
(Matthew 13:22 NIV). I’m not too sure the deceitfulness of wealth has much to do with my problem, but I certainly spend a lot of time yanking at the throttlehold that the worries of this life have on me.
As we learned in last month’s column, I’m a tightly wound kind of gal. Everything seems of earth-shattering importance to me, even the daily household chores,