Christian Jokes: Book 1

By Delphon Coker

Its purpose is to bring fun and joy to the body of Christ and to others. It is a labor of love.

I thank God for giving me the strength, wisdom, and energy to write this book.

Share some of the jokes with others on the pulpit, in fellowships, etc.

Encourage others to buy this book and other books by the author.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris UK
• Release date: May 13, 2016
• ISBN: 9781514499009

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© 2016 by Delphon Coker.

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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to any actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

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Rev. date: 05/11/2016

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1. Was Lazarus in the bible a good athlete? Was he a good runner? Was he physically fit? Did he run the race of life well? Jesus asked Lazarus to come fourth. What did Lazarus do?……(John 11: 43)Lazarus come fourth……and he came fifth….

2. One day a professor and Christian fisherman were having a conversation. The professor tried to impress the fisherman with his education as they both sailed in the fisherman’s boat. He then asked him the following questions. Fist question went like this….Fisherman, fisherman do you understand psychology? The fisherman replied no. The professor replied 20% of your life is gone. The professor then asked the fisherman if he understood eschatology. The fisherman replied no and the professor told him that another 20% of his life was gone. The professor continued with his questions by asking the fisherman if he understood cardiology. Again he replied no and the professor told him that another 20% of his life was gone. It started raining and there were storms. Then the professor asked the fisherman another question. Fisherman, fisherman do you understand anthropology. The fisherman replied no and he told him that another 20% of his life was gone. By this time the weather had become worse. The boat they were in then capsized. Then the fisherman asked the professor a simple question. He said: Professor, professor do you understand swiminology (how to swim). The professor then replied no. The fisherman then told the professor. I’m sorry but 100% of your life is gone. You thought 80% of my life was gone. Actually for real, 100% of your’s is gone. The fisherman knew how to swim and the professor. didn’t. The professor needed to pray that rescue services came quickly to prevent 100% of his life going. He should have studied escapology from crockordileology and sharkology. People find his knowledgeology and mouthology annoying, not just the fisherman.

3. A minister/priest belonged to a church where he would read out the words of songs/hymns and his congregants would then sing them. However one Sunday he