A Monk's Affairs

By Jane and Zuokun Yuan

This book contains two stories: A Monks Affairs and Two Predestined Flesh Relationships. A Monk's Affairs tells a story that happened in the Yuan Dynasty in China, which was nearly seven hundred years ago. A Taoist witch gave a retired officials wife a monk made from wick, who could be as small as ten centimeters and as big as or taller than two meters. He seduced the wife and had sex with her a lot. He also seduced the wifes slave girl, Nuan Yu, and had sex with her a lot. And he seduced the retired officials daughter, Chang Gu, and had sex with her a lot as well, who was his wife by the first marriage five hundred years ago. He declared that he would take Chang Gu away with him two years later. Nuan Yu had sex with Chang Gus husband in Chang Gus current life and gave birth to a son. Chang Gu was caught by her husband when she was having sex with the monk. Her husband became angry and divorced her. Finally Chang Gu died from too much sex with the monk. The monk took Chang Gus spirit away with him after she died, which happened just two years after his declaration. The witchs daughter came to seduce the retired official and Chang Gus husband as well. They had a lot of sex together. Finally the retired official was shocked to death by the monk. Nuan Yu stole a lot of money and ran away with a slave boy, her son, abandoned. The widow began to have sex with a young Taoist priest and finally married him. The story has a lot of detailed descriptions of sex and propagates the idea of karma as well.

Two Predestined Flesh Relationships tells a story that happened in a dynasty that was later than the Yuan Dynasty in China. A rich man, Fengs wife, Liu, was grabbed away from his home by a richer man, Bian. Liu didn't commit suicide because she was pregnant with Fengs child. Later, Bian was killed by one of his slaves when he was having sex with the slaves wife. Liu and Feng reunited and inherited all Bians money and led a happy life with their son after Bians death. Like A Monks Affairs, this story also propagates the idea of karma.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris US
• Release date: Dec 30, 2014
• ISBN: 9781503531123

Jane

Jane/Zuokun Yuan, female, born on November 1971 in China, obtained a bachelor degree of physics from the National University of Defense Technology, China, in 1993, immigrated to New Zealand in November 2002 as a skilled immigrant.

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CHAPTER 1

At the end of the Yuan Dynasty, there was a county leader Yang from Yang Zhou, a city in Jiangsu Province, who had managed to rustle up a lot of money. His wife, Wang, the daughter of an official in the army in Jiangxi Province, married him and became his second wife when she was 15 and gave birth to a daughter at the age of 17. The daughter’s name was Chang Gu and was engaged to the son of the businessman Li in Xin Cheng City. Yang returned to his hometown after several terms of office and the family of three lived a quiet life together. Yang was nearly 40 and loved travelling. In August, he sailed for the Huqiu Mountain in Su Zhou, a city in Jiangsu Province to watch the moon with a few good friends.

His wife couldn’t dissuade him from going and had to stay at home and led a quiet and lonely life. On the day of the fifteenth, when she was walking out of the front hall by herself, suddenly an old woman came in from outside, looking like in her forties, her hair and face both red. She made a deep bow to the madam.

Madam: Ma ma, what are you here for?

The old woman: My name is Red Mother and I can play tricks. I especially hang around rich families or dignified families. I was passing your door and have come to play a trick to entertain you.

Madam: It’s nice. Thus she asked Red Mother to sit down and enjoined a slave girl to ask Miss out to watch.

A little while later, Chang Gu came out. Red Mother made a bow to her and asked: How old is Miss?

Madam said: I gave birth to her when I was 17. I am 36 this year, she is 19.

Red Mother said: What a miss! Even Madam doesn’t look like 36. You two look like sisters.

Madam said: I am old now, I was ok a few years ago.

Red Mother said: Not all all.

Madam said: Please play the trick now.

Red Mother pointed her hand at Chang Gu’s body and said: Madam, please ask Miss to open her clothes and have a look, there are two red stamps on her body.

Chang Gu was shy and wouldn’t open her clothes.

Red Mother pointed her hand at Madam and said: Madam is less shy, please open your clothes and have a look.

Madam opened her clothes and looked, there were really two red stamps. She said: Strange! She said to Chang Gu: We are all women, so don’t mind opening your clothes.

Chang Gu wouldn’t and looked through a gap and saw two red stamps as well.

Madam said: If Mother is really intentional, please play a real good one.

Red Mother said: Ok, but this trick can’t be played during the day.

Madam said: It doesn’t matter that you spend the night here, now please go to the hall at the back to have a rest.

Hearing these words, Red Mother went to the back hall with Madam and Chang Gu. After dinner in the evening, Madam enjoined Chang Gu and the slave girl to go to sleep and closed the door.

Madam: What does Mother have to kill time? I just want to have fun for a while.

Red Mother said: If Madam just wants to have fun, it’s not hard. She took out a bundle of wicks as long as nearly 3cm, burned it on the lamp and asked Madam to approach to have a look. Madam approached the lamp and saw sparks bursting out quickly. Suddenly, a drop of oil fell onto the table and became a little monk as tall as 7cm in an instant. He made two jumps and walked to Madam to greet her. Madam sweated all over her body in a shock.

Red Mother said: This is my son. If Madam is willing to provide for him, he surely will make you happy. She said to the monk: Son, kowtow to Madam. The little monk came up in a grin and said: Kowtow to you, Madam.

Red Mother laughed: Son, hurry up and sleep with Madam. I will be away for a while and come back. She jumped into the flame of the lamp.

Madam said in a big surprise: Mother is originally an immortal. This little monk must be a gift from the immortal for my enjoyment. She asked the little monk: Do you have something that can spray?

The little monk opened his skirt and said: I do.

Taking a look and seeing it as thick as a piece of wick, Madam laughed and said: It won’t help! It won’t help! Our master’s is as long as 20cm and extremely big, but still doesn’t help, let alone yours.

The little monk became a little man, gave out a ‘Ha’, dived into Madam’s trousers, held her vulvae and began to lick. Feeling hard, the vulvae being itchy, Madam wanted to pluck him out. But the more she tried, the deeper he dived inwards till he dived into the vagina. Madam had to lie on the bench and indulged him to work inside according to his will.

Being knocked out, Madam murmured: Baby, baby.

Who knows that Nuan Yu, a slave girl, had climbed upstairs secretly, wanting to have a look at Red Mother’s trick. Hearing the moaning from intoxicated Madam and taking a look, she saw Madam lie on the bench on her back and wriggle her body without a stop, who murmured ‘Baby, baby’ again and again.

Thinking: Where is Red Mother? How come Madam is behaving like this? Nuan Yu couldn’t help bursting out laughing.

Hearing the laughter, the little monk jumped out. Seeing him and being shocked, Nuan Yu gave out an ‘Ah’ and fell downstairs.

Madam raised her body and asked the little monk: What has fallen and made this noise?

The little monk answered: I don’t know who was jeering at me. When I went out, it has fallen downstairs.

Madam said: It must be Nuan Yu, the slave girl! She opened the door and stepped downstairs. Seeing Nuan Yu sit on the floor and rub the hurt place, Madam asked: What are you here for?

Nuan Yu stood up and said: Where has Red Mother gone? I came to steal a glance at the trick, who knew it was a little person as tall as 10cm and I was shocked to have fallen down.

Madam said: He is made of wick. No need to be shocked, I will show him to all of you tomorrow. She enjoined Nuan Yu to go to sleep.

Nuan Yu staggered to the back. Madam went back upstairs and said to the little monk: Now I have got a treasured object, you. When Master comes back, I will tell him that I am pregnant and coax him into sleeping in the study. But where shall I hide you?

The little monk said: It doesn’t matter, I will hide in your trousers. If I am hungry, I will dive into your vagina and drink the liquid there. Madam said: It will be nice.

The little monk stroked her breasts while relying to her. Madam became very horny and stripped herself in a hurry and lied down.

CHAPTER 2

It was already the middle of August and it was still warm. The little monk said: Does Madam want to stroke my penis? Madam smiled and said: Forget it! What can such a thin object do?

The little monk said: I haven’t become big yet. He turned around and jumped into Madam’s vagina. He bumped onto her cervix and licked it alternatively, which made Madam secrete a lot of liquid and shout: Baby, I am so pleased, but without a person outside to hold, it is not satisfactory enough. If you could become a big person, I would be able to have something to enjoy for ever. Some sparks burst out of the lamp and suddenly Red Mother walked out of the sparks. At the beginning she was only as tall as around 8cm, but after she jumped to the floor, she grew to as big as normal.

Madam asked: Where is Ma Ma going at such a late time?

Red Mother answered: I have been staying upstairs and hiding in the lamp, because I feared that you may cold-shoulder me. Now it is already late night, let’s go to sleep. So she shouted at Madam’s vulvae: My son, is Madam good?

The little monk replied inside: Yes. Madam said: Come out, let me hold you and sleep.

The little monk jumped out, wet all over. Madam held him against her breasts and slept. Red Mother slept behind Madam’s feet.

Next morning, Madam found her vagina itchy when she woke up, as the little monk had dived into it at a time when she didn’t know.

Madam cursed in a smile: Little thief, so brazen and dares to break into the camp’s gate!

Hearing this, Red Mother gave out a laugh. Feeling embarrassed, Madam jumped out of the bed and the little monk dropped to the floor, drenched through.

Madam smiled and said: It is good to give you a fall.

Madam put on her clothes and opened the door. A slave girl