Stuff That Piss Me off & Are Otherwise Just Weird!

By Mrs. Jay and Moises Carranza

This book is not inspirational, motivational, a how to, what to do, or what not to do type of book.

It is a reader friendly, realistic non-fiction book in that through my senses, Ive observed, internalized, rationalized, verbalized, swore and shouted about atrocities (many times hilarious) in this world that is demonstrated by someone on any given day of the week, month or year. As Ive made my way through this life, Ive witnessed, heard, smelled, talked about, felt weird, even experienced an out of body moment or two.

People are always up to something that garners some type of feedback, be it positive or negative: soft or loud.

The statements made in this book are solely the thoughts and feelings of me, and how Ive viewed the world for several decades. If by chance any of my observations offend you, accept my apologies and please move forward.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris US
• Release date: Oct 11, 2013
• ISBN: 9781493107858

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Copyright © 2014 by Mrs. Jay.

ISBN:                  Softcover                  978-1-4931-0784-1

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Rev. date: 12/06/13

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•   Discourteous phone manners

•   When you leave a message and your call is not returned.

•   People that lie

•   People in a hurry jumping lanes in their car.

•   Businesses that have answering machines

•   Business people that won’t take your call because they don’t know you.

•   Wimpy handshakes by men or women

•   When you’re waiting for a parking space and another driver pulls in ahead of you.

•   Waiting to be served in a restaurant, yet customers that came in after you are enjoying their meal.

•   Copy cat crimes.

•   Being misdiagnosed by your doctor—more than once.

•   When registered voters are summoned to serve on a jury, and the summons is conveniently thrown away, destroyed, or misplaced.

•   Wanting to serve on a jury and you are dismissed.

•   White socks worn by men in black casual shoes.

•   Rubber Neckers

•   When a police car is driving near you, traffic moves at a turtles pace.

•   At drive thru banks—people wait until it’s their turn to fill out withdrawal or deposit slips.

•   At drive thru banks—when people count their money 1 bill at a time before pulling off.

•   When you don’t drive fast enough, the driver of a car will pull around you, and give you the finger.

•   Chewing food with your mouth open.

•   Popping gum.

•   When a woman’s bra strap or other underwear parts are peering out of their clothes.

•   Watching fat people eat, and wash it down with a Diet soda.

•   Hurried people that will cut in front of you in a line.

•   People that can’t hold their alcohol.

•   Robbers that break into your house or car and steal your belongings.

•   Anorexia and bulimic individuals.

•   Loud boisterous people for no reason.

•   People that talk loud in a movie theater.

•   Crying babies in a movie theater—shouldn’t they be at home sleep?

•   Soliciting with an answering machine.

•   Being put on hold and having to listen to awful music.

•   Being put on hold and forgotten.

•   Snobby people.

•   People constantly trying to keep up with the Joneses.

•   The amount of time people spend on their phones.

•   The major noise heard around the world when Michelle Obama wore sleeveless dresses while on the campaign trail. She was disrespected by all that saw her. Now, most female newscasters are wearing sleeveless dresses. How ironic…

•   CANCER - the many types, and the debt you incur by being a VICTIM of it.

•   Those that walk & text on their phones—not paying attention to where they are going.

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•   The United States has dropped to #2 as the chunkiest country in the world.

•   People that set appointments and don’t keep them.

•   When family members crawl through 3 slices of bread to get the 4th slice.

•   When family members drink directly from a container out of the refrigerator.

•   When family members leave a small amount of drink in a container, and it is placed back into the refrigerator.

•   Nagging salespeople.

•   Phone calls late at night, when you answer they hang up.

•   Its going to rain and you leave your umbrella at home.

•   Pens that won’t