You Think This Is Funny, Miss Nurse?

By Joe Teeples

The Nursing profession can be stressful and has evolved through the years. Each generation if Nurses adds a few more humorous tales that happen to their craft. This book is a tribute to those "Angels in White" who care for us all. Relax, have a cup of coffee and enjoy the funny side of nursing.... That blinking light on the call panel will wait.... Besides, one more flashing light and you'll have a 'Tic-Tac-Toe' on the board!! And you think that's funny, do you? Well, then this book was written for you!

• Language: English
• Publisher: AuthorHouse
• Release date: Oct 25, 2014
• ISBN: 9781491868799

Joe Teeples

Joe Teeples has been investigating the paranormal for over thirty years. As an officer of one of Seattles largest and most professional ghost hunting organizatons he has gotten into locations and situations that few have been able to experience. He's seen some pretty strange things involving both the living and the dead. His investigations into what happens at death include near death experiences, out of body experiences and communication with the dead. Then he bumped into some who simply won't die. Peeling away at the normal every fabric of life reveals a shadowy world of vampires, witches, werewolves and all sorts of creatures that haunt the night. Creatures that most people consider to be a fairy tale... or a nightmare. As he continues his paranormal research Joe is constantly reminded that the world is not as it appears to be. Joe lives in Seattle with his very understanding wife. They enjoy visiting the Emerald City's unique locations and always discover somemething new when they visit an old haunt. There are interesting tales to be told about the locations such as Seattle's Underground or the Pike Market. And once in a while, Joe will point to one of the clubs and mention to his wife..."That's a vampire friendly club..."

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Contents

It’s A Crazy Profession.But Remember…These symptoms could get you placed in a Sanitarium in 1865!

You’ve Come a Long Way Since These 1887 Rules For Nurses!

Get to know your fellow nursing students. They may be from small town America if:

Study Guide for Nursing Final Exam NRS 261

The Nurses Horror scope

Nurses Sex Quiz

Nursing School

Ode to a Mammogram

Now that you’re experienced … .

Change to Nurses Policy and Procedures Manual

Change to Nurses Policy and Procedures Manual

Change to Nurses Policy and Procedures Manual

Performance Evaluation Form

Doctor’s Know Best … .

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It’s A Crazy Profession.

But Remember…

These symptoms could get you placed in a Sanitarium in 1865!

•  Imaginary Female Trouble

•  Women Trouble

•  Female Disease

•  Seduction and Disappointment

•  Novel Reading

•  Superstition

•  Over Study of Religion

•  Religious Enthusiasm

•  Mental Excitement

•  Bad Habits and Political Excitement

•  Over Taxing Mental Powers

•  Domestic Trouble

•  Hysteria

•  Immoral Life

•  Greediness

•  Egotism

•  Laziness

•  Hereditary Predisposition

•  Marriage of son

•  Asthma

•  Nymphomania

•  Masturbation for 30 years

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