Razing Your Parents: A Guidebook for Children from Birth to Three

By Kenny Austin

There have been many books and articles written to educate parents in the fundamentals of child rearing. All the time-tested parental tricks of the trade are spelled out in great detail. The odds are all in favor of the parents in their struggle for family dominanceup until now!

This guidebook was written from the perspective of a toddler for the benefit of all other toddlers. It provides kids with valuable advice and counsel on how to deal with their new bosses, their parents.

If youre not a child of three years of age or less, you are not authorized to read any further. This text is proprietary for youngsters only.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris US
• Release date: Jan 16, 2015
• ISBN: 9781503532137

Kenny Austin

If you asked me what most influenced my very being, I would tell you it was my sense of humor. I’ve always been able to see some humor in most everything. I do believe that this ability has extended my business success and my life.

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Copyright © 2015 by Kenny Austin. 696697

ISBN:   Softcover   978-1-5035-3212-0

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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to any actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

Rev. date: 01/06/2015

Illustrations by Dwight Nacaytuna

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RAZING YOUR PARENTS

BOOK 2

LESSON TWENTY-ONE: BATHS CAN BE FUN

LESSON TWENTY-TWO: IN BED WITH MOM AND DAD

LESSON TWENTY-THREE: THE TERRIBLE TWOS

LESSON TWENTY-FOUR: BEHAVIOR—GOOD AND BAD

LESSON TWENTY-FIVE: BEING SICK ISN’T SO BAD

LESSON TWENTY-SIX: SIBLINGS CAN BE FUN

LESSON TWENTY-SEVEN: WHAT’S SO FUNNY?

LESSON TWENTY-EIGHT: CAR TRIPS

LESSON TWENTY-NINE: BABYSITTERS—WHO’S IN CHARGE?

LESSON THIRTY: NIGHTMARES

To Kay, my wife of sixty years; my loving daughters, Tara, Kathleen, and Tricia; my fondly remembered late son, Brian; and all my precious grandchildren, Nicole, Michael, Alexander, Annie, Ryan, Matthew, Katie, Patrick, and Jack. Without their unknowing contributions, this book would never have been. Thanks to one and all!

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