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Aparna Muralidhar is a 42-year-old communications professional who lives in the southern Indian city of Bangalore, the city of her birth. She is a Bachelor of Arts graduate who has majored in English literature. Illustrations by Sophia Elias
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"… so Tell Us Something About Yourself… " - Aparna Muralidhar
… so tell us something about yourself…
Aparna Muralidhar
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Contents
The Buffalo Soldier law
The hills are alive…(and so am I)
Where’s the patient, Ma’am?
…so tell us something about yourself…
R.I.P. privacy
I Pinched a Mannequin
Keep Walking - one for the road
A brief history of some things Bill Bryson left out
Falls alarms, do not picnic
The Tragedy of the Commons
Vote for Tony Blair
Insomniacs, Killjoys, and other friendly people
For Mozart, press 5
I Have a Dream
Laughter, the bitter medicine
The Salesman
10 things you must know if you’re a road user in Bengaluru
The Psychometry
Breakingnews
Who Are You?
There’s a Bomb on the Bus…..
The Humble Monkey Stands up to be Counted
A Wedding and Other Hair-Raising Events in God’s Own Country
The%20buffalo%20soldier%20law.jpgThe Buffalo Soldier law
In a move that has created a controversy of epic proportions, the Indian government today changed the national animal from tiger to buffalo through a backdoor ordinance that was not sent to the houses for a vote. Dubbed the Buffalo Soldier
law, the ordinance takes immediate effect. Utter chaos prevailed on the streets of every major city and town as the bewildered new national animals were paraded by their owners in celebratory processions. Stampedes were reported from at least 13 places in which 10 buffaloes and twice the number of people have lost their lives. The topic is trending on Twitter.
It all began when 7 buffaloes belonging to a minister staged a walkout from the minister’s well guarded farm. They were protesting the maltreatment of human beings in the minister’s hometown. The buffaloes belong to a group called AETP (Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People). The animals were traced and brought back after a massive manhunt by PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals). The grateful minister has sworn to ban AETP as a rogue outlaw oufit.
It is reliably learnt that the AETP responded to the news by releasing unprecedented amounts of methane into the atmosphere. In the national capital, the Chief Minister’s brooms are finally being put to use. When asked whether the AETP could not be enlisted to help trace dozens of missing children in his hometown, the minister dead-panned, What children?
Meanwhile, a relatively unknown tiger group called ISH (I’m Still Here) has petitioned the President against the grave injustice and racial discrimination
and has threatened to take to the streets to have the ordinance reversed. Tiger activists are reportedly excited and hope to finally stop fudging their figures as the opportunity presents itself for a transparent census. When asked to comment, the Prime Minister was typically sagacious, In a democracy, all voices must be heard,
he intoned. Be thankful we haven’t gone to the dogs,
he added demurely.
In early 2014, seven buffaloes that belonged to a minister in India’s largest state, Uttar Pradesh, were stolen. Several police teams were formed to conduct night-long searches for the missing buffaloes. Several dairies, slaughter houses and meat factories were raided. Three policemen on night patrol at the time of the incident were suspended. In the same state, hundreds of children have gone missing over the years. Many remain untraced to this day.
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