Don't Buy A Duck: Stop Wasting Money & Only Do Marketing That Works
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With over a 15+ year career in the marketing space, Champagne has amassed a treasure trove of knowledge on branding and marketing, and shares his sometimes candid, often chuckle-worthy, and always clear advice with his readers here in this guide to marketing made easy.
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Don't Buy A Duck - Derek Champagne
Copyright © 2016 Derek Champagne
All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form or by any electronic or mechanical means including information storage and retrieval systems without permission in writing from the author. The only exception is by a reviewer, who may quote short excerpts in a review.
Although the author and publisher have made every effort to ensure that the information in this book was correct at press time, the author and publisher do not assume and hereby disclaim any liability to any party for any loss, damage, or disruption caused by errors or omissions, whether such errors or omissions result from negligence, accident, or any other cause.
ISBN Hardcover: 978-0-692-62089-2
ISBN eBook: 978-0-692-62088-5
Library of Congress Control Number: 2016900563
Research Coordinator: Valerie Champagne
Cover Illustration and Design: Logan Rhea
Interior Design: Ghislain Viau
To my amazing partner in life, Valerie, for turning my energy
kinetic. To Emily and Eli for reminding me to appreciate the small
(but significant) things and for keeping me young at heart.
Contents
1Tired of Wasting Money on Marketing?
2The Identity Crisis—A Brand’s Bermuda Triangle
3Why Brands Get Stuck: Other Crisis Points in Marketing
4Knowing the Territory—Who’s Your Market? Who’s the Competition?
5If Your Marketing Is Not Going According To Plan… Maybe It’s Because You Don’t Have a Plan!
6Internal Marketing: It’s What’s on the Inside That Counts
7Execution Is Everything—How You Get From Your Own 5-Yard Line to the End Zone
8The Yellow Pages Are Dead!
and Other Lies Businesses Tell Themselves
9Getting Married Is an Emotional Decision, but Marketing Decisions Shouldn’t Be
10 The Smartest Way to Set a Marketing Budget
11 The End Zone
CHAPTER ONE
Tired of Wasting Money on Marketing?
Have you ever bought a duck? I have.
I mean that in both literal and metaphorical terms, but I know you’re curious, so I’ll start with the former and then we can talk about the latter.
I remember when I was growing up, it seemed that every car my parents owned had a special radar for yard sales, and a special braking feature for when my mother found one. During the time of my duck acquisition, it was a 1981 Oldsmobile station wagon: classic yard sale chariot. I was 8 years old, and my mom had given my brother and me $5 each to spend on the object of our choosing.
With all the sense of an 8-year-old, I chose a duck. He had a little string tied to his webbed foot advertising his price at $10; he was perfect, I had to have him. I convinced my brother to go in on the duck with me, and I told my mom about my decision. That’s a duck,
she said.
Obviously it was a duck. I nodded. He quacked.
"Are you sure you want to spend all your money on that?" She seemed to know something I didn’t, but there was no talking me out of it.
I have to have him.
It absolutely, 100%, felt like the right thing to do in the moment.
There was no turning back. I paid for the duck and watched as he was gingerly placed into a cardboard box, which I carried into the car and into the backseat with my brother and me, and we took off for home. The buyer’s remorse hit me a few minutes later as the duck popped out of the box, flying and squawking around the back of the car. That cute little duck I just had to have had morphed into a monstrous albatross, and it was on the attack.
Luckily, we were able to pull over and let him out into a neighbor’s pond, where he looked right at home. I dubbed him Quackers before we pulled away and watched him swim happily about in the place where he would live out the rest of his natural days just as a duck should. I felt so relieved that the disaster seemed to be reversed; I wasn’t going to be stuck with this wild animal I’d bought on impulse. But that sinking feeling of having wasted all of my money on a whim stuck with me.
In your life as a consumer, you’ve probably had this feeling. If you bought an actual duck like I did, then you definitely had this feeling. But even if your impulse buy was a big flat-screen TV, a designer dress that cost you more than your mortgage payment for that month, a new car, whatever it was, you can undoubtedly relate to the little pit in your stomach that starts to open up when you realize you’ve spent your money less than wisely.
And what about your professional life? Everyone from small business owners to C-level executives of major corporations has to struggle with purchase decisions. There’s a great deal of pressure involved in making these decisions, especially if you’re a small business owner, and many of your own personal assets (not to mention your time and energy) are tied up in your business. This is particularly true if, like many small business owners, you’re looking to hand down what you’ve built to the future generations.
Particularly when it comes to decisions about marketing, the pressure has only ratcheted up over recent years as we’re faced with more choices to make than ever before. Social media, digital media, viral video, grassroots marketing, traditional media, streaming services…the options and possibilities can start to feel as overwhelming as they are exciting. Marketing managers and small- to medium-size business owners are finding that in order to stand out, they’re engaging in a dangerous game of guesswork. Not wanting to be left out in the cold, they’ll bank all their marketing dollars on the next hot marketing tactic, only to find that they’ve bought a duck.
If this sounds familiar to you, you shouldn’t despair. We’ve all been there; I can practically hear the sounds of those beating wings flapping against my head as Quackers crashed around the station wagon. The key to moving forward and growing—to avoiding the ducks—is to learn to recognize them and act strategically, propelling your business ahead with more than a gut feeling or an impulse.
That’s where this book comes in. I’ve dedicated my career— my life’s work—to helping clients avoid those crisis points and stumbling blocks that we’ve all fallen victim to at one time or another. I’ve managed marketing and branding for businesses across the country, including startups, banks, medical and dental offices, restaurants, automotive, IT, service sector, even an Ivy League university. And I’ve learned that ducks can come in all shapes and sizes, and out in the business world they can do a lot more damage than little Quackers did. I’ve seen a law firm entirely exhaust its annual marketing budget on billboards in only one county, getting no response from a contract they were locked into for a year. I’ve talked with a successful business owner who invested all of his money in a Search Engine Optimization (SEO) vendor who promised dramatic results, only to deliver next to nothing in return.
These lessons aren’t pretty, but they are important. They are also not predictions; your future isn’t set in stone, and you don’t have to fall into these traps. My hope for you is that I’ll be able to share some of my experiences with you so that you can learn from these mistakes—and successes—just like I learned a very valuable lesson that day in my mom’s station wagon. So I’d like to start this journey with an arrangement, a challenge: I’ll do my best