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    Stomach: The Movie!
    Stomach: The Movie!
    Stomach: The Movie!
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    Stomach: The Movie!

    By Matthew Dressel

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    What happens when you just can’t stop drinking coffee? The quirky story might teach us all about friendship, love, and most importantly, coffee.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLulu.com
    Release dateMar 11, 2015
    ISBN9781312983830
    Stomach: The Movie!

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      Stomach - Matthew Dressel

      Stomach: The Movie!

      Stomach: The Movie!

      by

      Matthew Dressel

      Copyright © 2015, Matthew Dressel

      All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced, stored, or transmitted by any means—whether auditory, graphic, mechanical, or electronic—without written permission of both publisher and author. Unauthorized reproduction of any part of this work is illegal and is punishable by law.

      ISBN: 978-1-312-98383-0

      First Draft

      ⁹/²⁸/²⁰⁰⁶

      This movie was written on a heavy regiment of coffee.

      This movie also has no basis in medical fact whatsoever. It’s purely fiction.

      FADE IN:

      EXT. SUBURBIA - MORNING

      The sun rises on modern day suburbia as cars putt to and fro down the street.

      SUBTITLE: 1980

      INT. HOUSE - MORNING

      GERALD, a father in his mid-forties sits reclined in his easy chair, sipping a cup of coffee engaged in the daily

      newspaper.

      DERRICK, a blond-haired little 5 year old, runs up to the edge of his father’s recliner, peering over. He watches intently as his father drinks his coffee, replacing the cup on the table next to him.

      DERRICK Whatcha drinkin’?

      GERALD

      Coffee.

      Oh.

      DERRICK

      (pauses to think) What’s coffee?

      GERALD

      It’s a drink for big people.

      DERRICK Can I try it?

      Gerald folds his paper, and leans forward towards Derrick.

      GERALD (playfully)

      Are you a big person?

      DERRICK I am. I am 5-

      (holds up his hand)

      -years old.

      GERALD

      Well then! Why didn’t you say so?

      Gerald grabs the coffee cup and holds it out to Derrick.

      GERALD (CONT'D)

      I think a big boy like you is

      entitled to a little bit of coffee.

      ELAINE (O.S.) (scolding)

      Gerald!

      Gerald looks over to see his wife, ELAINE, standing at the door to the living room, with her arms on

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